A complete badass, someone who does what they want when they want. A person you don't want to fuck with. Doesn't look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of. You can try to be a 'kayden church' but very few succeed.
Person 1: WTF! Did you see what they just did? I'm going to say something...
Person 2: Dude, I wouldn't do that if I were you....They're Kayden Church.
Person 1:Oh shit.
Person 2: Dude, I wouldn't do that if I were you....They're Kayden Church.
Person 1:Oh shit.
by Bernie Badass January 2, 2012
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Get the thando church mug.If you have a Rose Church, you are lucky as shit! She is the most shy but also the most crazy human ever. She either loves anime or nothing. On her crazy side, she will literally try to stab you and scream at the top of her lungs.. But however on her shy side she will probably only talk to the people who she trusts and loves. Furthermore, she will give anyone to enemies or brothers a million chances! Any Rose will have time for a little joke whether it’s in a do or die situation or just eating food.
1 Character: Rose Church is so kind, you should talk to her.
2 Character: She seems weird and isn’t she like a psychopath.?
1 Character: NO! She’s just special and an amazing friend!
2 Character: She seems weird and isn’t she like a psychopath.?
1 Character: NO! She’s just special and an amazing friend!
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I knew Joe was always weird but I didn’t know he was a church fucker!
I knew Joe was always weird but I didn’t know he was a church fucker!
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