The act of taking a bottle of coke and the putting mentos in it, then quickly inserting it in your ass while everyone at you screams from the horror you have created for everyone to remember
Parents: what are you doing
Me: I’m doing the volcano coke and mentos
Parents: what’s that
Me: let me show you
Me: I’m doing the volcano coke and mentos
Parents: what’s that
Me: let me show you
by That glitzy gobbler September 3, 2022
Get the Volcano Coke and mentosmug. The result of one fapping for so hard and long that it is blood instead of semen coming out of the penis. It also burns terribly, making it seem hot like a volcano.
Patient: I think i have a little problem...
Doctor: And what might that be??
Patient: Well, I was fapping yesterday, and it was for a long time, and I started cumming blood!
Doctor: Ah, sounds like a volcano to me!! This morphine should do the trick.
Doctor: And what might that be??
Patient: Well, I was fapping yesterday, and it was for a long time, and I started cumming blood!
Doctor: Ah, sounds like a volcano to me!! This morphine should do the trick.
by mrfapfapfappityfapfap September 7, 2013
Get the Volcanomug. by ilovesmashingfemboys August 21, 2025
Get the Himalayan Volcanomug. by VesuviusBoy November 14, 2021
Get the The Volcanomug. The action of receiving multiple samples of jism from a selection of donors and then 'blowing' like a volcano
by Shinylegs August 14, 2011
Get the Oral Volcanomug. Sitting down on a toilet and taking a massive shit after eating a volcano crunch wrap, while at the same time, receiving a blow-job.
by Nalex. November 2, 2010
Get the Volcano Blumpkinmug. The best part of hibachi when the chef makes a small stack of raw onion rings, puts vegetable oil in it, and lights it on fire whilst it expels steam and flames, like a volcano. (Hence the name).
Them: how was the hibachi dinner last night?
You: it was great, except I missed the onion volcano while I was in the restroom.
Them: aw man, that’s the best part!
You: it was great, except I missed the onion volcano while I was in the restroom.
Them: aw man, that’s the best part!
by Bandgeek2003 December 26, 2019
Get the The Onion Volcanomug.