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vagina desert

noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)
"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"
by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017
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vietnamese bean desert

When someone licks your beans sideways while tugging rapidly
Sara gave me a Vietnamese bean desert today.
by Skippymcfurlly January 16, 2018
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tossing a desert salad

You like tossing a desert salad?

Nah, dawg, too hot and sweaty.
by massive_schlong August 13, 2018
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dry mouth desert

Anything known for an abundance of thirsty hoes or dudes.
Friend 1: If I see one more, like my status if...

Friend 2: Facebook is a dry mouth desert now. Get Twitter.

Friend 1: What about Instagram?

Friend 2: Even worse. That's a ratchet dry mouth desert.
by Fully Torqued November 18, 2012
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Desert Calamari

Foreskins of circumcised people.

An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.
And so the mohel cut off his desert calamari!
by ThreeThreeOneThreeThree July 24, 2022
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desert bubbles

Slang for when referring to a large group of flies all in one small confined space. This comes from the behavior of flies that replicate that of floating bubbles.
Dude, look at all of those desert bubbles moving around in my truck.
by Doodalota August 8, 2021
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Dick Desert

an area or land that was once prosperous for being able to find dick has since dried up and left the land with mostly bottoms. Finding it nearly impossible to find dick. There’s not even an oasis moment where you think you see it. It’s that bad.
This city was once inhabited by really good tops but seems to have become a dick desert.
by Pk ripper October 25, 2022
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