THE BROWN COBRA

When one is taking a standing dump and the shit doesnt snap yet enters the water and to your surprise the heads, which is flat like a cobra from the intsense squeezeing of ones buttcheeks, final resting place is on the toilet seat staring into your soul like a brown cobra.

Wow went in the toilet after sarah and seen the brown cobra

by Scotty0161 April 4, 2024

king cobra

A synonym for a very arrogant person.

Just look at a real, adult king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand my analogy with a king cobra as a synonym for an arrogant person. i mean, when arrogant want to be arrogant, is there anything you can do? no. just so with the real king cobra, if you meet one, you have no chance, you better run. and in the secular world, stay away from arrogant people as much as possible.

by Sexydimma January 11, 2015

Udar Cobra

Putting someone in a missionary position and slapping their ass with your hard cock, using it like a cobra
Comes from the russian word удар, which means hit

Last night John gave Jane an Udar Cobra before fucking her vigorously

by The 53rd President February 9, 2025

Cobra Opus

An elusive catchphrase that only select individuals get to know, a jargon for sophisticated people.

"Did you see Mac having another breakdown last night?"
"Yeah, Cobra Opus."

by atips666 December 21, 2020

Cobra

Premier state of the art 2nd to noone brand of walkie-talkie. These puppies are rated 9/10 across the board as they're able to penetrate 25 feet of solid concrete or upwards of 50 miles across town. They operate on a special frequency with in the gamma wave spectrum whare even Bearcats radio trunking scanners are quick to miss.

Fred and I were exploring an old bomb silo and kept in close communication sans Cobra Walkie Talkies even through the lead lined silver alloyed fair day caged walls that lined the walls of the once popular navel academy.

by John Deez Nuts May 2, 2023

Cobra

The most badass snake you eva seen

Then it fucking at Tom and Little Joey in one bite! Can you believe it? Our town is DYING. Because of A FUCKING COBRA

by Drifmaster3000 is shmexy January 4, 2022

cobra/jofu

Cobra is known in d0xxing/ext0rting com, he gives no faith to anyone regardless of age or disability, "he's not in his right mind" he will manipulate you into thinking you have a bond and rob you blind. if you ever come in contact with him his alias are "cobra" "jofu" "bitq" block him immediately, aslong as his close friend "cursed".

"We don't fall, only rise - cobra/jofu"

by Wefoundyou6 January 2, 2024