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Musket blast

Best described as the unmistakable first blast of a large bowel movement that reverberates through the thin bathroom walls of a cheap motel. This foul deed is often accompanied by giggles and/or disapproving comments depending upon the age and gender of the audience.
While deep in the middle of an Adult Swim marathon, the three young gentlemen watching the show were both humored and amazed by the incredible musket blast that came from the adjoining bathroom and literally shook their sleeping quarters to the core.
by Evan "Bonzof" June 19, 2008
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skutter blast

When a chick or dude takes a shit and it explodes out of their ass so perfusley it sprays everywhere.
my shit this morning was a skutter blast
by DamzeL June 6, 2011
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Neon blast

When rap neon Christmas lights around your cock and fuck a bitch.
Did you neon blast your girl last night? Yeah dude but one of the Christmas lights got stuck in her.
by Garrett sweet November 15, 2020
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Nipple blast

When a male, cat, or women spew milk from their nipples. Kinda like popping a pimple.
Ex. I'm about to nipple blast these kids!
by Gimix_13 May 30, 2016
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Sack Blasted

To receive and take a copious amount of male ejaculate. To lovingly take that nut custard like a boss.
Steve got home from work and had been working up a nut all day cause he sack blasted all over my chin.

Rachel got sack blasted last night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
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Knuckle blast

When you're fingering a chick and really gettin in there
You slammed your finger in a door? How are you gonna knuckle blast that chick?
by Bearwook September 2, 2016
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fist-a-blasting

Rapid and forceful, yet consensual, fisting in the anus.
1. Sarah's ass hurt after a long night of fist-a-blasting

2. Tommy gently drifted off to sleep, lulled by the far off sound of wind and fist-a-blasting from next door.
by Dick nuts February 16, 2014
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