Luke

Someone with a tiny schmeet

Luke definition: can be defined as someone with a small penis and someone who cant bag any bitches what so ever.

by Fxrxgydgg4tvghhfgtg June 9, 2018

Luke

Luke is normally a tall, nice guy. Luke’s can make you happy or he can break you he doesn’t mean to hurt you but he does. Luke’s are genuinelly a nice person.

Girl A: Luke is so cute.
Girl B: Luke hurt me so don’t be nice to him.
Girl A: ok I will.

by I’m right 59013 September 20, 2020

Luke

Luke is a very athletic boy who probably was a little chubster when he was young. Luke buckles under pressure and likes girls or sometimes boys. Usually finds himself attracted to girls named NORA or BEATRICE. Bad ankles but awesome hairline.

ooooh hanna likes luke...

by lucas rosado August 22, 2018

Luke

pulls bare birds yano, can literally destroy any conversation with one sentence, also has the powers to control and persuade any mofo including himself to do anything of his command. Luke's normally hang around with lower class people to improve his self confidence and ego. Luke's will only go for a chick if she is above an 8, anything under an 8 is considered pure dirt from a Luke.

#Girl 1 Yo dat new kid luke yeh hes a mad pengting init

#Girl 2 i dont want legs anymore, bring that dick here

by Luke_ismonkey August 26, 2018

Luke

Luke is a wonderful friend. He is funny, caring, and a great person to know. He is scared to get a girlfriend but is very enjoyable and excitingly be around. Luke acts very stupid at most times but he is actually pretty smart.

Girl: OMG Luke is funny

Other girl: i wish he was mine

by Puppy_love124 October 9, 2019

Luke

A big bitch who deserves to go to hell for doing wrong and sucks people off.

Luke is a bitch.

by JUICEISBETTERTHANX June 20, 2019

Luke

Luke is a kind loving person that will stop at nothing to get a Willy in his bum for 100% of the time. He rides a motorbike that has a robotic dildo attached to engine and the seat that moves up and down on each engine stroke. He says he has a girlfriend (which is probably maybe true) but his real fetish is gay white incest midget porn that he beats his chicken to. But don’t let that fool you he is the most kind loving person if you own a strap-on (a big black 42” one). ;)

That Luke is super loving and caring I wonder why.

by Big daddy strap-on October 29, 2018