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Kevin

That one kid whose "Laptop ran out of battery and has to get a spare 1997 dell from the school"
Oh, Kevin!!!
by hohohhohohohoo May 23, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin has the biggest heart on anyone! Kevin is caring & giving! Kevin loves showing off his love making skills with his gigantic dick & sick motions! His cum taste like the sweetest natural honey. Kevin will showcase his bedroom skills for the camera to make the ladies moist & non-Kevin’s motivated.
Him (Kevin) I’ll be back
Me (her) sad face, panties wet… I’m going to miss my Kevin & his sweet honey filled dick! But damn Kevin didn’t hv to leave me like this
by ThaLordsLady August 17, 2021
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Kevin

Kevins are very short and sometimes funny. Kevin is someone who's great at videogames but look down on people. Irl they are very down bad and would be shy and anxious.
by Turtles4lyfers21 August 27, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin is an asian male. 57.2% of all asian males are named Kevin. Nowadays, as of 2022, 12.4% of asian females are also named Kevin. 5% of nonbinary individuals are also named Kevin. Kevin is an extremely popular name in the Asian American community. Some say it is due to its ability to be pronounced very easily by immigrant parents. Others say it is because Kevin means bringer of great prosperity and grace, although unproven.

White Kevins are rare and are often mistaken to be Asian simply due to the sheer vast numbers of Asian Kevins. Do you know an Asian Kevin? Tell him, her, they to have a blessed day and to keep Kevin-ing.
Wow! Have you seen all those Kevins?

Yeah! There are 7 Kevins in my class alone!

We should start a Kevin club!
by An asian kevin March 6, 2022
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Kevin

Man your being a real Kevin right now
by Like2spoopy4me December 22, 2019
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Kevin

Your Local School Shooter....
Obsessed with Pokémon and Minecraft...
Least likely to get a girl...
Most likely to die a virgin...
I don’t know. Kevin is just weird. He is a decent friend, but can be annoying after some time.
by J_u_s_t_a_p_e_r_s_o_n March 19, 2019
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Kevin

Kevin is a shy boy he is often in his room playing games or just reading he loves to make new friends and hang out with old ones kevin is also known to be better than noah
by Anonymous 313 June 17, 2020
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