A sweaty and nasty taint. Friction may occur. Heat rashes may be a result of a slimey taint. Contact your doctor for furthur information concerning your taint, grundle, gootch, or perineum :).
by badasshellyeah! June 5, 2009
Get the Slimey taintmug. Fecal residue resulting from an improper anal cleaning after defication. While rimming there is a tasty treat resembling licorice on the taint. (Feces on the taint or surrounding area.)
by Teh Skulker January 31, 2007
Get the taint licoricemug. Little balls of poop caught in the taint hair by failure to properly and completely wipe after defecating.
An hour after taking a dump, Jeremy noticed something kept pulling at his taint while walking. Upon inspection, Jeremy noticed several "taint curds" dried and packed into his taint hair.
by Jd Mustain February 21, 2010
Get the Taint curdsmug. The dried reisdue left between the testes and the anus after a failed attempt at wiping after a bowel movement. Similar to a crusty gooch.
by JDizzleFerrizle March 30, 2009
Get the Taint scrape'nzmug. by Fernando Sanchez January 6, 2014
Get the taint kissmug. 1. The part of the toilet just after the tank but before the bowl. This is where pubic hair, dried urine splash and all sorts of other awfulness reside.
1.
Husband: I cleaned the bathroom.
Wife: No you didn't, you missed the toilet taint.
2.
Wife: I had to throw out my toothbrush because it fell on the toilet taint. (true story)
Husband: I cleaned the bathroom.
Wife: No you didn't, you missed the toilet taint.
2.
Wife: I had to throw out my toothbrush because it fell on the toilet taint. (true story)
by Cherrubim March 17, 2011
Get the Toilet Taintmug. Skin between the testicular sack and the shaft of the penis. This name is derived from the taint which is the skin between the ass and the testicular sack.
by whoisatlas November 29, 2010
Get the dick taintmug.