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Tortured Soul

A brooding being who seeks a meaning to his empty existence. These guys are rare (practically non-existent anywhere with a ‘lad’ culture) & require a keen eye to detect the torment that binds them and an empathic individual to bring them out of their shell. Two types of tortured souls: ‘The destructive’ these come in the form of misunderstood addicts with a low anger tolerance. They become violent quickly and flare into strange moods due to their over passionate nature. Even with their exertions these guys still retain the capability to shag you senseless; ‘The virtuosos’ these are the undiscovered geniuses of the tortured soul variety. It can be a blessing, or more predominantly a curse. Found perusing over a book of sonnets or dishing out a new Mona Lisa all in one day. They are meticulous beings that keep to themselves and rarely communicate other than stating their next order at the local coffee shop. Nevertheless, they are hot-blooded individuals whose fiery character leads them to fall either desperately and irrevocably into enlightenment or darkness. They too can shag you into oblivion.These two types can often collide and overlap giving you the ‘Twofold-Tortured Soul’. A unique combination, characterised by their emotional state of permanent angst – if found, they need to find their eternal soul-mate Cosmo immediately. Otherwise they will lapse into a violent state of Karmic Destruction – the need to destroy their body and soul together to end their agony.
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by SobaQuentinaZerat January 24, 2013
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Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Applebee'sCock and Ball Torture™ is the art of cock and ball torture at applebee's.
Bro, I could really go for some Applebee'sCock and Ball Torture

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by Applebee's™ June 8, 2020
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Torturefest

Torturefest is generally applied to things that you have to do, but don't want to.
Going with your children to Chucky Cheese is a torturefest

School is a torturefest

Parents are a torturefest

Visiting your in-laws is a torturefest

Proctology exams are a torturefest

Going to your childes dance or piano recital is a torturefest
by exile_exile December 7, 2009
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COCK AND BALL TOUTURE 2 COCK BOOGALO

COCK AND BALL TOUTURE IS BACK BABY AND ITS COMING FOR URBAN DICTIONARY
COCK AND BALL TOUTURE 2 COCK BOOGALO IS SO COOL
by Sans car April 15, 2020
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tortune

A catchy yet awful song that you just cant't get outta ur head, even after hearing it played just once.
"This song really gets on my nerves and still...!...this is fuckin tortune"
by its_aks November 11, 2005
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Bulgarian armpit tourture

When a man of African Decent that is bald and has glasses wearing a blue plaid shirt is inside of a McDonalds and says "should I dip my burger like this, like this, should I dip my burger like this" and proceeds to eat it after covering the entire thing in ketchup.
"fellows in Paris got me Bulgarian armpit tourture"

"Bulgarian armpit tourture happened to my buddy Eric once."
by BlockBusterVEVO January 30, 2021
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college tourture

A forced march/visit to college campuses you are not interested in attending, usually at the insistence of your parents who are alums of the college.
"I'll be heading to Boston with my dad for some college tourture. Can't wait to visit the 'amazing' student union and 'super cool' dining hall."
by wingit123 October 20, 2011
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