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Smurf Piss

An alcoholic beverage with two ingredients: lemonade and UV Blue. The color is an interesting teal, reminding some people of what Smurf urine could look like!
"Hey dude mix me another Smurf piss will ya?!?!"
by bigdew March 14, 2009
mugGet the Smurf Pissmug.

Daddy smurf

"Hammut is such a daddy smurf"
"wtf do u mean"
"He's short but goom lootah"
by asstato July 21, 2016
mugGet the Daddy smurfmug.

smurf cat

A stupid new meme that has taken over the internet and will probably die before the year is out. It is a cat-faced Smurf, often referred to as šailušai for some reason, put over the song "on and on" (you've probably heard it even if you don't know what that is.)
I have never wished a meme to die so quickly as the fucking smurf cat.
by Bbb23’s left testicle October 10, 2023
mugGet the smurf catmug.

Smurf You

A nicer way of saying F**k you.
Me: "Guess what I just did!?!
You: "Your mom?"
Me: "Smurf you a**hole."
by footballfan62698 December 25, 2010
mugGet the Smurf Youmug.

Smurf Finger

To give penetrative pleasure to oneself or another, with a finger that has been kept in ice.
"Want me to use my Smurf Finger?"

"I could really go a good ol' Smurf Fingering"
by Art Omega May 19, 2010
mugGet the Smurf Fingermug.

choking the smurf

to engage in 'self-satisfaction' when unable to get laid. A twinkie juicer will generally choke their smurf. A Tuna Wrangler will hardly ever have to choke their smurf since they are more than able to get a woman.
Ted: Oh yea, oh my gosh, yes YES!!!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!
by Courty March 4, 2008
mugGet the choking the smurfmug.

the grumpy smurf

This is when a guy is taking a shit in a port-a-potty while receiving oral sex. Once he finishes he dunks the girls face in the blue water. Her face is blue from the water and should look very grumpy if done properly.

Similar to the blumpkin but with a sly unpredictable ending
Person 1: My girl cheated on me and i want to end it and get her back at the same time, any ideas?

Person 2: Nothing says its over better then the grumpy smurf my friend
by Chris Waltham November 2, 2011
mugGet the the grumpy smurfmug.

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