david

that one kid in class that is smart but acts retarded

damn david is such a smart retard he is also smart because he was smart enough to escape the special ed class

by big boi chandler May 25, 2019

David

The walking definition of inner rage and uncalled for tantrum explosions at any given moment

HahahHha must be having a f8t of David

by canadaskunky February 18, 2018

david

A david is a person who is incapable of getting a girlfriend. They are always rejected no matter what.

"Oh my goodness, he needs to stop embarrassing himself. He's such a david!"

by MajorClapped December 8, 2018

David

He is a nice lovable person, but can also be a little mean but still nice.

Hey David how are you.

by Maya Amaral January 11, 2018

David

when you lock yourself in the bathroom during school

did you hear about hank, he pulled of a david.

by pantsu addict May 20, 2016

david

A guy who thinks he is a real player but when it comes down to it hes just a grimmy ass boy who tries to fuck anything that breaths

David: hey you got a nice ass.!
Girl: uhmm i have a bf??
David: and that matters why???

by gjfhlasdg May 14, 2010

David

Fat and gay, can't get any girls

Wow that guy is such a David he can't even get Tatym

by rousey69 July 15, 2016