Suck my dick

Suck my dick

Suck my dick

by You’re mom April 3, 2019

suck my french udder

stfu

why don't you suck my french udder

by bosskinggmegaman November 17, 2014

suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.

At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!

by de-pube May 11, 2024

suck my dictionary

When you want to make a dirty joke that most people will get, unless you're a woman.

Bobby: Hey Phil, Fuck you and Suck my Dictionary!
Phil: Screw off Jackass!

by TheJmes199 February 10, 2024

Suck my balls

Oh shit

A: did you study for the maths test?
S: suck my balls👹🧍🏻 ♂️ we have a test ??

by aly3ahfsh March 12, 2024

Suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying go fuck urself

Person #1 says: "Ay u own me money you bitch!!!"
Person #2 responds: U AINT GETTING SHIT NIGGA, SUCK MY DICK

by Lxxnder April 14, 2023

Suck my dick

When said by a woman it can mean

1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it

Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick

This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out

by EverySingleWomanEver December 25, 2022