European sober

It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.

John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"

by Sumie_42 January 1, 2024

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Blackout Sober

When a person is always inebriated and, once sober, cannot recall any experiences that they have had; unless they are high/drunk in any way.

Danny knew he was screwed for his test, because all of finals week he had been smoking PCP while he studied, and now he was Blackout Sober and can't remember what to wright on the test.

by can find a name.nothingworks September 28, 2017

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scared sober

when you’re under the influence and encountered by someone who’s not supposed to know.. all of a sudden you feel sober

“Man, when my mom walked into my room I was scared sober”

by greenbeansyes4 September 17, 2022

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Sober New Year's

Sober New Year's was created by POP Buchanan the founder of Sober is Dope. It was created as a book to bring focus to how to use New Year's Resolutions to Stay Clean and Sober.

Looking forward to a Sober New Year's.

by Sober POP October 30, 2024

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Big Sober refers to the multinational organization of media conglomerates and national government agencies to defraud and discriminate harmless booze cruisers. It is widely theorized to be propagated by anti-fun billionaires such as George Soros and Bill Gates.

Booze Cruiser 1: “Hey, did you know that 70% of all accidents are caused by sober drivers?”

Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”

by Hugh Jackmen April 14, 2023

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