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School is supposed to be a place of learning but it's really a place to harbor assholes and dumb hoes.
It's sucks that you have to be in school until your 18.
by Suck a very large dick December 11, 2017
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School is an institution that is supposed to "educate" children, but only brainwashes, and makes children judge themselves off of how well they can do a test on something that they will never use in life. School makes "goldfish judge themselves on their ability to climb a tree".

School also violates basic human rights. It violates a student's right to their health and happiness. They make pubescent children and teenagers get up at 5:00 AM, while common knowledge is that sleep deprivation completely rids a person of their mental health. This also rids a person of their happiness, for obvious reasons. No one likes to be woken up when they do not want to.

We all end up forgetting all of these useless facts that will somehow help us pursue our jobs. No one will use the quadratic formula in making art. No one will care about what kind of script the Sumerians used when they would be out there designing architecture. Schools suppress students' potentials. They snuff out their dreams.

School is a "one size fits all" institution. It treats everyone as if they are the same people, with the same personalities, with the same backgrounds, with the same mind. School has not changed very much, if not at all. School was just there to prepare future factory workers.

In the end, school is a horrid place that should not even exist anywhere. In a sense, school is a crime against humanity.
Guy 1: I'm so tired of school. I hate waking up at 5:00 AM just to learn something useless.
Guy 2: Me too.
by geardagum February 19, 2018
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mom- "are you ready to go to school yet?" me-" do i have to go to hell today?"
by dan bottom poopinsmarts March 14, 2017
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is the worst place in the world. you have to waste your time doing boring work, assignments and exams. the one word i would describe school is HELL!!!
by randomrandom1738 June 16, 2016
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Mom: get up, it's time for school

Me: not today, satan
by cameltaintbess May 10, 2016
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I went to school today...

My teacher told me to use my book

So I threw it at her

True story
by The guy that hates school January 30, 2017
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