Girl: Hey, I hate to break it to you, but we’ll have to cancel tomorrow’s plans because my friend asked me if I wanted to stop by the mall with her, and I told her yes because I need new makeup.
Guy: Uh … *looks at clock* Sorry, gotta go
Guy: Uh … *looks at clock* Sorry, gotta go
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by R1card0 May 16, 2018

A catch all for when shit hits the fan. The perfect response for any situation. Typically said in a sinful matter.
by FauxChessy February 14, 2024
