School

A horrible place

At least jail is better than school…

by never gonna give you up August 17, 2021

School

Hell

Mom: get up, it's time for school

Me: not today, satan

by cameltaintbess May 10, 2016

School

The place parents drop of their 'swaggy teenagers' to get rid of them for a much desired 6 hours a day. Everyone needs a break sometimes.

Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?

A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.

Interviewer: Mr. Peterson, what would you say your most valuable skills are?

Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!

by Handmethatslushieplz May 11, 2014

school

S.C.H.O.O.L
Seven
Crappy
Hours

Of

Our

Lives

school

by MCMagicPie November 13, 2011

school

hell.

I went to school yesterday

by douchebag of the year January 28, 2017

school

School is the place that when you were 4, your parents told you was a fun place were you played a lot and learned a bit. But then you grew up and realized that school in a word is prison and a shit place were everything taught is useless and in a meaningless way, your live turns out to be extremely hard because of school

Bill: what is that gross ugly looking place over there?

Mom: its a place were you learn stuff and be treated like a prisoner. Otherwise, it's known as school.

by Randomdude8733 April 12, 2022

School

A stupid place where people aka children from 4or5 -12or13
Learn stupid things and then have to do homework at home. I don't get it I mean isn't 6 and a half hours isn't enough?

Boy 1:hey r u goin 2 school 2 day?
Boy 2:no I can't live with the homework!
Nerd: why?
Boy 1 & Boy 2:uh cos its boring? Idiot

by Horanluver333 February 8, 2014