by M. Lovely Winner March 22, 2022
"Heather always has seamen on her boat. Her boat is totally salted."
A guy referring to a girl: "You could tell that girl has tons of experience. She definitely has a salted boat."
A guy referring to a girl: "You could tell that girl has tons of experience. She definitely has a salted boat."
by Heather and Caitlin January 18, 2011
'Salt test' is the act of testing if someone is a lizard alien by throwing salt in their eyes. If this causes them to twitch (giving them the 'salt twitch'), they are likely extraterrestrial reptilians.
"Poor young lad, should've never snorted santa's salt."
Timothy: ooooOOOOOHHH MY GOOOODDD
Barbara: Tim, what's wrong?
Timothy: YEAAAAAAAHHHH
Barbara: Why are you sprinting?
Timothy: MMMMMMMM WAAAHHHHH...feels gooood...BA
Timothy: ooooOOOOOHHH MY GOOOODDD
Barbara: Tim, what's wrong?
Timothy: YEAAAAAAAHHHH
Barbara: Why are you sprinting?
Timothy: MMMMMMMM WAAAHHHHH...feels gooood...BA
by Big Manu January 22, 2008
When you're on a first date and decide to go to a gelato shop and the guy asks for salted Macadamia. It implies that they enjoy the sexual act of Pegging.
by Foxydemon11 October 12, 2020
by uselessbagels September 11, 2019