Roblox

ROBLOX is best defined as a massive scam in the form of an online building game, orchestrated by the Evil Lord Shedletsky (a.k.a. Telamon) and his happy, friendly, game-programming 'friends'. In this amazingly crap and utterly boring (and yet somehow addictive to about 5 million children) game, you are tempted to waste about $30 a month on a so-called Builders Club subscription, which gives you virtual benefits so you can buy more unoriginal and idea-stealing hats created by ROBLOX's half-witted developers. If you don't want to do that, you will have to bear all the five-year-olds shouting "OMGZ I R BC SO I PWN U HAX!!! PWNZ0RED" in your blocky face every five seconds.

If you don't want to waste real-life money on virtual goods, then you can build 'places' (a bit like small games made of Lego-like bricks) using a buggy and half-written piece of software called Roblox Studio, which is based loosely on Microsoft's Visual Studio. However, if your IQ is too low (which is likely if you're playing ROBLOX at all) then you can use a dumbed-down building tool, which lets you insert endlessly 'free models' created by members of the community, so you can create obstacle courses jokingly nicknamed 'obbys' to get lots of place visits by random idiots with no grammar who seem to think that repetitive jumps over red 'lava' bricks that kill you on touch is fun.

ROBLOXian 1: omglol i luv roblux itz so fun lol rofl

ROBLOXian 2: ZOMG UR A NUB U KILD ME OMG

ROBLOXian 1: HAX0R! REPORTD

ROBLOXian 2: REPORTD 4 FALS REPORT

ROBLOXian 1: REPRTOD 200 TIMZ!!!!

ROBLOXian 2: UMG UR RPOTRED 1000 TIEMZ!

ROBLOXian 1: HAX0R

ROBLOXian 2: NUBCAIK

ROBLOXian 1: BLAK

ROBLOXian 2: OMG RACIST

ROBLOXian 1: RPROTD 4 SAYIN RACIST

etc.

by Fooby o'the Zeeky November 26, 2010

Roblox Noob

What every new player is when they join Roblox. And what you don't want to be.

Other Player: "Hey!"
You: "Oh hi there!"
Other Player: :"No, I'm not talking to you. Roblox noob!"

by i.love.minecraft.still March 11, 2019

roblox heat

most people think its a kids game but it can get really inappropriate like roblox heat its where people draw on roblox avatars with a tail and in heat.

idk what to put here roblox heat

by Strawberry frog January 16, 2021

roblox porn

Roblox Porn is an autistic way of showing that you love humping pixels, you can either draw it, or use usersmesh to make a 2 Block long COCK. Roblox porn is not very sexy as its BLOCKS HUMPING EACH OTHER, people go as far as drawing real people with clothes or items they would have in the game, other people DRAW CHARACTER MODELS. I dont find a bacon hair thrusting another pixel exciting.

Perverted slurrrp: Hey my fab fetish is Roblox Porn, whats yours?

Me: WTF WHY DO PIXEL TURN YOU ON FAGGOT!

by Guy whom likes apples April 19, 2018

Roblox

Roblox a game to have sex with 7 year olds and become a sex offender on roblox

Oh I know that game me and my buddy tag teamed a girl on roblox

by Jorgeroblox February 6, 2018

Robo Flipping

To be simultaneously under the influence of DXM and MDMA.

Herbie: We're at Cumby's, you straight, bro?
Jimmy: Lara croft is fucking my shit up.
Herbie: Are you permanently robo flipping?

by Babyspookysexy September 8, 2009

rad rad robo vag

A remarkable vagina with similar characteristics to a robot vagina; being, but not limited to the following: metallic, hard, sharp, shiny, strong, turbo, needing oil, or containing lights.

Rad rad robo vag, everyone wants a robo vag. Rad rad robo vag, robo robo robo vag.

by The Tron December 12, 2008