"We were looking at this wedding venue that's nice, but it looks so Republican. They had portraits on the wall of dead presidents. Ugh, I bet my Dad would love it."
by Muzzy1855 July 12, 2014
Get the Republican mug.That guy you always see in the gym who loads the Bench Press up to a very impressive level, before making a fool of himself by only extending his arms half way through each repetition.
Also seen when a guy is trying to impress the ladies with as many push-ups as he can muster, only to not push himself more than a carrot's-length from the ground.
Also seen when a guy is trying to impress the ladies with as many push-ups as he can muster, only to not push himself more than a carrot's-length from the ground.
Corporal #1: Oh wow, I rarely see Sir in the gym at the same time as us, I was starting to think he never went at all!
Corporal #2: Wow Lieutenant Scotts must be a unit to push all that weight!
*Lt. Scotts barely raises the bar above his chest before lowering it, and repeats*
Corporal #1: Yeah, I knew it: he was totally lying when he bragged about his bench press.
Corporal #2: No doubt, he's just Harry Half-Reps!
Corporal #2: Wow Lieutenant Scotts must be a unit to push all that weight!
*Lt. Scotts barely raises the bar above his chest before lowering it, and repeats*
Corporal #1: Yeah, I knew it: he was totally lying when he bragged about his bench press.
Corporal #2: No doubt, he's just Harry Half-Reps!
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The type of Christianity practiced by right wing Republicans.
Those who practice this form of Christianity believe that,
A. God speaks to the leaders of the party, and George W. Bush in particular.
B. Bush was personally annointed by God and God himself gave him his marching orders.
C. True and patriotic Americans believe in Republican Christianity.
D. Those who don't believe in this form of Christianity are liberals, communists, terrorist sympathizers, traitors, and idiots.
E. That Christ commands people to only vote Republican.
F. Those who are not Christian should be invaded, especially to settle the Presiden't family scores and if they are sitting on lots of oil.
G. These people believe that it's only wrongdoing when committed by a Democrat.
H. Those involved with this sort of religion focus on the portions of morality while entirely ignoring parts about taking care of poor and vulnerable people.
Those who practice this form of Christianity believe that,
A. God speaks to the leaders of the party, and George W. Bush in particular.
B. Bush was personally annointed by God and God himself gave him his marching orders.
C. True and patriotic Americans believe in Republican Christianity.
D. Those who don't believe in this form of Christianity are liberals, communists, terrorist sympathizers, traitors, and idiots.
E. That Christ commands people to only vote Republican.
F. Those who are not Christian should be invaded, especially to settle the Presiden't family scores and if they are sitting on lots of oil.
G. These people believe that it's only wrongdoing when committed by a Democrat.
H. Those involved with this sort of religion focus on the portions of morality while entirely ignoring parts about taking care of poor and vulnerable people.
George W. Bush ignores what Jesus said about taking care of the "least of my brothers." He ignores the command to love neighbor as self. He ignores the command to take care of the poor and vulnerable of this world. He fails to realize that to lead us he must be our servants, instead he thinks that we must be his servants.
by jesster79 March 16, 2005
Get the Republican Christianity mug.-noun - adjective - \ri-ˈpə-bli-tərd\ - A person or persons (including corporations according to the republiturd supreme court since they are now a person) that puts corporate profit over and above the lives, livelihood, health, welfare, safety, or any sort of humane treatment. While trying to sound like a victim. This includes those of Republican, Democrat, and Independent (especially recently "converted" from "republican", and especially including the insane "Tea Party" (teabaggers).
George Bush (daddy and son), Dick Cheney, Joe Lieberman (more of a republiturd lapdog), Sarah Palin, Tea Party People, Democrats (blue dog or whatever) that consistently vote along Republican party lines).
The Republiturds in the Senate stopped a bill to provide health care to the first responders of 9/11, after touting them as American Heros for years before.
The Republiturds in the Senate stopped a bill to provide health care to the first responders of 9/11, after touting them as American Heros for years before.
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Get the Reppert mug.n. 1. short for republican
2. A tool who cites Fox News as a credible source and 'demands answers' from liberal politicians before even googling his or her own question to see that the majority of shit spewed can be dispelled almost instantly.
3. A douchenozzle who complains about "Big Gubmint" but had no problem with Bush II's largest expansion of government in recent history.
4. Typically, a bro who claims that tax cuts for the wealthiest one percent of Americans might someday apply to him but in the meantime drives a piece of shit rusty car from the 80s with a Bush-Cheney and/or McCain-Palin bumper sticker on it.
5. On the other hand, a fratboy who drives an Audi (with same stickers) that his rich dad bought him and doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about but just votes however his parents tell him.
6. A Bush voter who hates black people but won't admit it and instead claims they hate Obama because of "the Constitution and shit."
7. A bigot, hypocrite who thinks that gays violate the sanctity of marriage even though most repube politicians have had, like, seventeen wives.
8. A dumbass
2. A tool who cites Fox News as a credible source and 'demands answers' from liberal politicians before even googling his or her own question to see that the majority of shit spewed can be dispelled almost instantly.
3. A douchenozzle who complains about "Big Gubmint" but had no problem with Bush II's largest expansion of government in recent history.
4. Typically, a bro who claims that tax cuts for the wealthiest one percent of Americans might someday apply to him but in the meantime drives a piece of shit rusty car from the 80s with a Bush-Cheney and/or McCain-Palin bumper sticker on it.
5. On the other hand, a fratboy who drives an Audi (with same stickers) that his rich dad bought him and doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about but just votes however his parents tell him.
6. A Bush voter who hates black people but won't admit it and instead claims they hate Obama because of "the Constitution and shit."
7. A bigot, hypocrite who thinks that gays violate the sanctity of marriage even though most repube politicians have had, like, seventeen wives.
8. A dumbass
- I don't feel like going to the Ed Hardy store - that place is overflowing with bro repubes.
- Fuck that repube.
- Does this repube even read the news? I'll bet he gets all his fair-and-balanced information from Fox.
- Goddamn, repubes suck ass.
- Fuck that repube.
- Does this repube even read the news? I'll bet he gets all his fair-and-balanced information from Fox.
- Goddamn, repubes suck ass.
by LiberalScum August 25, 2010
Get the repube mug.The well-documented process by which the Right in America, who control of much of the American Media (see Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, Liberal Media)hypocritically attack a liberal (see Bill Clinton) for something that would go unnoticed if a conservative had done it, all the while downplaying any piece of news that is unfavorable to their agenda.
Bill clinton is an immoral liar. "But I didn't inhale." Puh-leese!
Why should George W. Bush have to answer accusations about his former coke-habit?
Why should George W. Bush have to answer accusations about his former coke-habit?
by Andy September 14, 2003
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