Ranchers for Rabbits

a phrase describing a redundantly absurd oxymoron.

1. Literal
little Timmy: "I'm worried about all the rabbits that get burned up in brush fires."
Faker the Bear: "Well Gosh Timmy, if we could just open up even more of your state to grazing we could stop most of those brush fires."
little Timmy: "Wow that sounds great, will that help the wild horses too?!"
Faker: "hmmm...um, actually we are planning to round them up because there isn't enough food for them."

Kyle: "That's totally ranchers for rabbits.

by voodoo-strega January 19, 2010

danger rabbit

a very horny individual on the look out for mates!

Don't look behind out, it's a danger rabbit

by beefbud February 20, 2011

Charney rabbit

A charney rabbit is an excuse, normally referencing a dead pet, to act like an asshole towards your partner.

Example 1
Guy: "Piss off, I'm too busy mourning over my dog dying to talk to you"
Girl: "Well that's the biggest charney rabbit I ever heard"

Example 2
"If he charney rabbits me one more time I'm dumping him i swear"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

rabbit hopping

sexual phrase used by a female to describe the active sensation she feels in between her legs from being sexually arroused. Your " rabbit" can hop fast or slow.

How is your rabbit hopping today?

by monkeybutt5 December 4, 2013

Velvet rabbit

Getting head from someone without teeth

I got the old lady to give me a velvet rabbit.

by Hey I feel really good December 17, 2017

Rabbit the dog

Dog's who are named Rabbit are usually very loyal and friendly to people. They like to go on long walks and play ball. Rabbit's are usually very small animals and love to cuddle. They also like to cry alot.

Friend 1: wow that dog is so cute it must be a Rabbit because the dog looks very loyal and cute.
Friend 2: i know rabbit the dog are usually very loyal and cute

by hayls the broski January 5, 2020

Silk rabbit

When a woman removes her fals teeth and performs oral sex on a man

That was the worst silk rabbit ever

by Emtae July 15, 2020