Charney rabbit

A charney rabbit is an excuse, normally referencing a dead pet, to act like an asshole towards your partner.

Example 1
Guy: "Piss off, I'm too busy mourning over my dog dying to talk to you"
Girl: "Well that's the biggest charney rabbit I ever heard"

Example 2
"If he charney rabbits me one more time I'm dumping him i swear"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

Church Rabbit

Single people who go to church for the sole reason of finding other individuals that they can mate with. They are referred to as rabbits because once their libido is unleashed, they reign havoc on unsuspecting virgin souls.

Bobby needed to get some, so he pulled himself out of bed on sunday morning to go to church to find him a few church rabbits. By the end of the day, he couldn't walk and was soar for weeks.

by anteater97 July 26, 2009

Rascally rabbit

1) A funny name given to Bugs Bunny by Elmer Fudd while he was trying to hunt rabbits. 2) A funny name to call someone that's being silly and goofy.

Look at Anthany playing with all of his kids. He's being a rascally rabbit.

by JoeyBomm September 28, 2021

wrinkle rabbit

A shriveled up chode that makes a schlorping noise when played like an accordion.

I tried to ride him, but his wrinkle rabbit was too flaccid.

by Periodic Fable January 12, 2022

Plot rabbit

A well-thought out story. The more matured version of a plot bunny.

I had a plot bunny, but I thought about it more, and now I’ve fully written out a plot rabbit.

by Smartdashingperson March 30, 2021

Salty Rabbit

(Noun) A salty rabbit is someone or something which is very salty, mad or sad. Salty rabbits tend to run away from people or the people who made them salty.

Person 1: Hey you suck at this game
Person 2: Yeah
Salty rabbit: No I'm not! Shut up I'm leaving!

by SynproSus June 16, 2021

Ranchers for Rabbits

a phrase describing a redundantly absurd oxymoron.

1. Literal
little Timmy: "I'm worried about all the rabbits that get burned up in brush fires."
Faker the Bear: "Well Gosh Timmy, if we could just open up even more of your state to grazing we could stop most of those brush fires."
little Timmy: "Wow that sounds great, will that help the wild horses too?!"
Faker: "hmmm...um, actually we are planning to round them up because there isn't enough food for them."

Kyle: "That's totally ranchers for rabbits.

by voodoo-strega January 19, 2010