Ranchers for Rabbits

a phrase describing a redundantly absurd oxymoron.

1. Literal
little Timmy: "I'm worried about all the rabbits that get burned up in brush fires."
Faker the Bear: "Well Gosh Timmy, if we could just open up even more of your state to grazing we could stop most of those brush fires."
little Timmy: "Wow that sounds great, will that help the wild horses too?!"
Faker: "hmmm...um, actually we are planning to round them up because there isn't enough food for them."

Kyle: "That's totally ranchers for rabbits.

by voodoo-strega January 19, 2010

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danger rabbit

a very horny individual on the look out for mates!

Don't look behind out, it's a danger rabbit

by beefbud February 20, 2011

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Charney rabbit

A charney rabbit is an excuse, normally referencing a dead pet, to act like an asshole towards your partner.

Example 1
Guy: "Piss off, I'm too busy mourning over my dog dying to talk to you"
Girl: "Well that's the biggest charney rabbit I ever heard"

Example 2
"If he charney rabbits me one more time I'm dumping him i swear"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

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rabbit hopping

sexual phrase used by a female to describe the active sensation she feels in between her legs from being sexually arroused. Your " rabbit" can hop fast or slow.

How is your rabbit hopping today?

by monkeybutt5 December 4, 2013

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