Ronald

When one performs an idiotic act, then realizes it afterward, followed by a facepalm

You: Can I have two plain bagels with cream cheese, please?

Barista: Yeah, sure. What kind of bagel? Oh... *facepalm*

You: You pulled a Ronald, buddy!

by Smoljesus April 15, 2019

ronald macdonald

1) The worlds favourite meat clown that can usually be seen hiding behind the beef curtains

2) A penis

1) Ronald macdonald is the biggest friendliest meat clown around, come and play with him at macdonalds

2) Wow my meat clown was inspecting her beef curtains all night long

by The fondler March 30, 2007

Ronald McDonald Physics

Physics that would be bullshit anywhere else then Planet X, where McDonald land is located.

Ronald McDonald Physics is where you can fall onto a spaceship from an astroid in space after you say that there is no gravity in space.
Or
It could possibley be when you have one worker at a stand running a monoply of burgers when they grow on burger bushes.

by crazyevilbob1 October 27, 2012

ronalding

Someone who sweats; someone who sweats so much for no reason

I ran four blocks and I was Ronalding so much that my shirt had to be drenched.

by Ronalding December 19, 2014

ronald reagan elementary school

Hell

I can't wait to get out of Ronald Reagan Elementary School! West, here I come!

by AK6865 May 14, 2016

Ronalds BigMac

When you and your girl decide to eat at Mcdonalds but then realize the both of you dont have enough cash so you swipe some ketchup packets from the counter and drag your girl to the restroom where you proceed to drizzle the ketchup on her pussy and eat her out like how'd you eat a big mac.

You:SHIT! We dont have enough for a meal!
Girl:How about Ronalds Bigmac?
You:Sure that would work too!

by scrotusMCbrotus December 6, 2018

Ronald McDonald’s revenge

A sex act where a man covers a woman’s vagina in honey mustard from McDonald’s then inserts a single McDonald’s French fry into his urethra then proceeds to have violent sex with her and during the whole experience he calls her his “little hamburger clown”

Guy1: hey bro what did you do last night?

Guy2: oh nothing, I just gave my girl the Ronald McDonald’s Revenge.

by Samthememe777 January 24, 2020