puss boat

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between a smoking hot vagina, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

Hey Chris and Stacy that girl over there likes to party, we should ask her if we can give her a couple of puss boats!

by BigSpenceDaddy May 14, 2014

puss bagel

a funny word used to insult someone

JON- ur a fag!
JACK- well ur a puss bagel!

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

Love Puss

The gelatinous liquid that appears after some vigorous throttling of the one eyed snake

Hank: Hey Darrel, I rubbed the Herman Gelmet to the point where I couldn’t decide that it hurt or felt good. Before I could make up my mind I had an awful mess on my hands…
Darrel: that my boy was love puss. Wash your hands well. Make sure the water isn’t too hot. If it is you’ll be in a real pickle.

by OG turncoat December 29, 2021

Puss Cuss

An insult to call a person of cowardice; a synonym for pussy. Someone who won't commit or is afraid of confrontation.

"He talked crap about me behind my back, but won't confront me about it? What a puss cuss."

by Kaycee Kabage January 2, 2021

puss yard

A unit of measurement.

His dick was so big, you have to measure it in puss yards!

by Blake92 September 22, 2016

After-Puss

Slang for a female asshole

"I'm not trying to wind up no dad! I've got some ky, let me put it in your after-puss instead, girl! I'll go slow I promise"

by Purveyor of Fine Memes February 18, 2020

puss hood

The flap of fat that hangs down and covers the vagina, also known as a FUPA.

Wow look at Diane's puss hood.

by puss hood September 15, 2016