Parking stall

When you enter the parking lot at work, see a co-worker who you don't want to talk to, and after parking you stall by pretending to have to do some fictitious task in your car just to avoid talking to the person.

(Pulling into the parking space) "Oh great, there's Ned the Nerd, whose going to bend my ear again regarding the latest Star Trek convention. I think I'll parking stall by waiting in my car and do a bit of "organizing" and "looking for misplaced items" until Ned gets half-way to the building."

by Mike in Idaho January 9, 2010

[parkies]

"CAROLINE G. DEFINED "highland park parkie dallas hp parkies mom the bubble nutirmom grudgeband nauxparkie.. etc..on 9/25/05 as:
A small community in Dallas, Texas often referred to as the bubble. Lots of people diss HP but its really not that bad. People are PARTLY right in saying people here are snobby and rich, but saying that we are ALL really rude and snobby isn't fair though because there still some nice people who live here. We are used to expensive clothes and food, but that doesn't mean that none of us deserve it. Many people who live here own businessess and are doctors or other professions that bring in a large cash flow. People from HP are often called Parkies. Please don't pay attention to the definitions that say we are sooooooo rich and soooooo awesome and everyone is just mad because we are so much cooler than them! Those are the people in Highland Park who are conceited, spoiled brats who have access to their parents money and credit cards and can do anything they want. The majority of us are nice!"
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"PARKIES" are those who live in the Park Cities or inside the "bubble". I wholeheartedly agree There's not a nicer group of neighbors than in HP!

parkies HP residents who are wonderful neighbors, friends, parents.

by dallasite January 22, 2009

snackbar parking

best parking available excluding handicap spaces. dates back to drive in movies where the best parking was right next to the snack bar

i went to wal-mart today and found snackbar parking...ya!!!

by MsKate March 30, 2008

Jurassic Parkinsons

the over dramatic shaking a friend may produce when desperately trying to reenact the "welcome to Jurassic Park" scene

Friend A: "Ugh. I hate when Josh gets a hold of my crutches."
Friend B: "Why? It's hilarious. I bet he'll 'welcome us to his park' again."
Friend A: "Yeah...but it just looks like he has Jurassic Parkinsons."

by Dr. Sassafrass April 9, 2010

Human Parking Cone

Its where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

There are also human parking cones.

by snl909 December 14, 2010

Parking Lot Pimpin

Game one spits outside the club, cuz they are chargin' too much for the guys to get in.

Me and my folk last week were parking lot pimpin, cuz the club was letting all the females in for free while they were making all the guys pay $20 at the door.

by quepasa doc July 18, 2006

Parkindale

A glorious village situated in the middle of nowhere thatn inhabits many interesting creatures. A great place to party. Keep watch for the Parkindale Tang-a-tang and Ralphie, both can be considered dangerous.

You haven't lived until you've been to Parkindale.

by Steve Murphy April 27, 2004