A scornful, sarcastic reference to a weedy, unathletic Paki who, after watching "Boyz 'n'The Hood" fourteen times, being impressed by Amir Khan's latest fixed "fight" and turning up to TaeKwando lessons three weeks running, is labouring under the gross misapprehension that he is hard as fuckin' nails.
Genuine conversation Croft St. Hyde, UK 21:10hrs 14/10/09:
"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"
"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."
"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"
"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."
by Doc Johnson October 18, 2009
Get the Paki Chan mug.A specific act performed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant (who must initially be wearing a shirt) removes said shirt thus revealing that he is completely wired for a suicide bombing mission. He then screams "Allah o Akbar" (or whatever other arabic nonsense suicide bombers say) just prior to detonating himself, or "spanking" his sexual parter. It is important to note that sex of the other participant is generally not known due to the wearing of the full burka covering the body and face the entity being fucked. This entity can also be referred to as "it:.
Entity being fucked: I better not touch the guy fucking me due to the clinical nature of muslim sex to see if he is wearing a bomb. Plus since I'm a muslim woman consensual sex is the same as rape so I'll just lay here and do nothing.
Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.
Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.
by Dr VonHugenstein November 12, 2011
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A country like 189 other countries in on our planet.
-Contains human beings (including those who get hurt by very offending comments on this and some other sites)
Pakistan:
-Has people
-Has good and evil
-Is loved and hated
-Contains human beings (including those who get hurt by very offending comments on this and some other sites)
Pakistan:
-Has people
-Has good and evil
-Is loved and hated
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Get the dirty paki mug.When your fucking a chick in her pussy and you pull out and bust a load on her pubes. Shortly following the cumming you use your mouth to bite off the hairs and clean up the mess.
by AtheistFTW April 29, 2010
Get the Pakistani Haircut mug.A person who is inhabitant of Pakistan which situated between Afghanistan and India but unlike cringe Indians Pakistani people are based and wholesome
Julie : he is brown looking man,is he an Arab or Indian ?
Smith : no he told me he is Pakistani
Julie :wow grape!
Smith : no he told me he is Pakistani
Julie :wow grape!
by Rai m. Ali November 27, 2021
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