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Piss and Miss

Narcissist Elijah Moore of Ole Miss pissed in the end zone after a TD and kicker misses APT to loose 2019 Egg Bowl to Miss St. Heretofore to be known as the piss and miss game.
Don't celebrate a win before the fat lady sings cause it could be a piss and miss game.
by Joe Shit the Rag Maker November 29, 2019
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Piss Rinse

After a man ejaculates he goes and takes a piss to rinse out the cum from his urethra.

The little pain you get peeing after you ejaculate. Thats the cum washing out of your dick.
Guy #1 Damn it hurt like shit when I pissed this morning

Guy #2 You masturbated last night before you went to bed didn't you?

Guy #1 Yes I did! How did you know?

Guy #2 Damn dude you got to "Piss Rinse" after you jack off so this shit doesn't happen you dumb fuck.
by BSUBeaver May 13, 2010
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Team Piss

When two or more persons (not just men) urinate at the same time. Team pisses can be anywhere from outside to the common bathroom. People who Team Piss shout "TEAM PISS!" while using the rest room.
"Dude, I have to piss!" -Friend 1
"So do I!" -Friend 2
*looks at each other*
"TEAM PISS" -Friends 1 and 2
by Amberra January 18, 2011
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sky piss

Looks like we might be getting some sky piss today, don’t forget your umbrella
by tsunna451 May 19, 2021
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Piss Off

1. Yeah right, whatever, sure. (sarcastic)
2. Get lost, go away, fuck off.
3. To get someone mad.
1. "Yeah I dumped 20 pills of ecstacy last night."
"Piss off cunt."
2. "You'd better piss off outta here before the cops arrive."
3. "You've gone and pissed off the IRS?Yo' in sum shit."
by gang fuck September 1, 2003
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superman piss

The act of taking a piss with your hands on your hips. An alternate version is one hand on your hips, the other bracing against the wall like you're flying.
Dude, the guy in the urinal next to me started to superman piss, I got out of there before things got out of control!
by scotty_potty August 14, 2009
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Piss kink

Me: I have a piss kink
Friend: wtf. Die.
by Totallynotolivia May 31, 2021
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