When you don't have the meat sauce and you don't have the meat balls, but you do have the pasta, so you cum on the noodles and slap your dick and balls on top and call it a day.
"hey girl I know I ain't know cook, and I'm all outa foods but I can give you deese nodles, my meat and balls if you hungry u heard"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
Get the Cock pastamug. When your girlfriend is on her period, fill her cooch with fresh cooked noodles of your choice and maybe a few meatballs if youre hungry, then eat that shit out.
by Ultimathottimus Prime November 7, 2019
Get the Pasta Timemug. by Mr. Twinkieface December 14, 2023
Get the Pasta Manmug. by Byron Turkington December 12, 2024
Get the Making Pastamug. Restaurant pasta in a carry-out container that was left in the trunk of the car for at least a week, with the intention of consuming it later to become ill with food poisoning and get a day off work.
He obviously doesn't have the flu, he wanted a day off work so he ate trunk pasta.
Hey, do you have any trunk pasta? I want to watch the game tomorrow but I need to convince my boss I'm sick.
Hey, do you have any trunk pasta? I want to watch the game tomorrow but I need to convince my boss I'm sick.
by Skgrey January 5, 2016
Get the trunk pastamug. by maskrosor March 27, 2017
Get the Pastamug. *sees a girl tweaking with a nice arse and tits
Boy1:she deffo got fed pasta 🍝
Boy2: yep that shit has bare protein
Boy1:she deffo got fed pasta 🍝
Boy2: yep that shit has bare protein
by Big bally August 23, 2019
Get the pastamug.