sluts on tour

When a group of 'gal-pals' get together,generally to go to a club that is outside of their local vicinity and they all agree to be as slutty as possible.
Friend 1: "The club is 45 minutes away gals!!"
Friend 2 :"Yaasss sluts on tour"
by secretseshmoth December 09, 2016
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tour talk

When half ass musicians, gossip backstage about what they wanna do next and how they can help you out etc.
I hung out with Jay rock backstage He gave me a whole bunch of bullshit about this and that how’s he’s going to hook us up with a label and booking agent just a bunch Tour Talk
by Krazy Tom February 01, 2025
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Swamp tour

When you get the shower real hot and steam and fart in her face!
Gave my lady a swamp tour last night!
by J-Gunther April 09, 2022
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A reference to when Justin Timberlake was arrested for a DUI/DWI and the officer didn’t know who he was.

Yes, Justin, famous people can get arrested and have consequences. Should have gotten an Uber. Eat the rich.

Used when mildly inconvenienced.
Justin: This is going to ruin the tour!
Officer: What tour?
Justin: The world tour!
by ladydarkrose June 25, 2024
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Tour de Trump

The multi-country marathon immigrants from South America, Central America and Mexico are making to the southern border of the United States. They are traveling to America in search of a better life, but President Trump, ICE and the military will try to block their entry into the US. President Trump, Trumpkin, Trumpnado, Trumper, Trump armor, Trump triumphant, tanTrump, Trump bump, Trumpestuous, Trumpy, Trumpism, Trump chumps, Trumployee, Trumpuzzle, Trump attitude, Game of Trump, Trump hammer, Trumpstraction, Trump feast, Tour de France, marathon, race, cross country, caravan, border crossing, illegal immigrants, border war
The Tour de Trump heading for the Mexican-American border is going to consume the lamestream media and libtards for months. Oh my gosh Jack, you are such a right-wing nut!
by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018
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Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.
Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.
by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015
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Shooting tour dates

When a basketball player has a bad shooting performance that their stat lines resemble calendar dates (eg. 5/18, 2/12, 3/11). Typically used to make fun of players who have a stretch of bad games.
"Trae Young been shooting tour dates lately, 1/12 and 4/17 last two games"
by epicgamer999 March 16, 2024
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