Pookie World Tour

A point in time where it was so fun, you forgot to record

“Hey did you have any pics from pookie world tour?”

“Nah I wasn’t even on my phone it was so good.”

by mcklee109 May 26, 2022

Shooting tour dates

When a basketball player has a bad shooting performance that their stat lines resemble calendar dates (eg. 5/18, 2/12, 3/11). Typically used to make fun of players who have a stretch of bad games.

"Trae Young been shooting tour dates lately, 1/12 and 4/17 last two games"

by epicgamer999 March 16, 2024

slap on the tour bus

Getting pussy on the tour bus

Slap on the tour bus: We’re getting slapped on the tour bus.

by SoSerene October 27, 2017

tour goose

Someone who is always loud, a old Englis insult

Since Jeff was being a tour goose Rufus punched him on the dick

by Thetourgoose May 1, 2016

Toure

Toure is one particularly racist ass nigga, and is a mega coon.

For example: "Omg this dude is such a toure!!" Meaning hes racist and a coon.

Toure TOURE toure

by User2332249942 March 18, 2022

EU sex tour

To have sex with one person from every country currently or ever part of the European union.

I only have one country left on my EU sex tour.

by Penman96 May 14, 2021

Apology tour

What most celebrities and professional athletes have to embark upon after disgracing their families, co-workers, etc. for very bad personal decisions. Standouts include sleeping with the nanny or crashing your car while on a cocktail of fentanyl and cocaine. Playbook calls for an immediate retreat to a treatment center where you emerge 30 days later with a bible in hand.

This year’s #1 NFL draft pick was missing from society for 30 days, until last Tuesday when he emerged from Our Lady of Miraculous Recovery Treatment Center, bible in hand. Beginning his apology tour, he stepped up to the podium he began to thank those that helped him and was truly sorry for those he hurt during his recent car crash (high on cocaine) with the half-dressed nanny in the passenger seat.

by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023