Someone who is constantly seeking out new sexual experiences or adventures. It can be used to refer to both men and women, but is typically used in reference to men. A tour crater is always travelling and exploring many different kinds of relationships and activities.
John: "Hey, what do you think about that guy? He's definitely a fucking tour crater."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."
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by Hankuman Bajen August 17, 2017
Get the 2008 Europe Tour mug.Defines the speed of an overnight "away" visit, usually to a holiday destination, classified by the lack of a hotel or bed while visiting from afar.
I caught the return flight from Manchester and went turbo touring last night for a night out in Magaluf.
by KkjwCaptain Pugwash August 31, 2017
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Specific requirements for tour: At least two nights away, playing at least one game in another country, with three consecutive drinking sessions. It still counts if you don't drink, but a session had to be happening.
If you don't play, it's not touring - you're merely an independent observer, a bit like the UN.
Everything else isn't touring - one night away, watching instead of playing, etc.
See also Domestic Touring
Specific requirements for tour: At least two nights away, playing at least one game in another country, with three consecutive drinking sessions. It still counts if you don't drink, but a session had to be happening.
If you don't play, it's not touring - you're merely an independent observer, a bit like the UN.
Everything else isn't touring - one night away, watching instead of playing, etc.
See also Domestic Touring
by Day3Tourist October 21, 2018
Get the tour mug.The multi-country marathon immigrants from South America, Central America and Mexico are making to the southern border of the United States. They are traveling to America in search of a better life, but President Trump, ICE and the military will try to block their entry into the US. President Trump, Trumpkin, Trumpnado, Trumper, Trump armor, Trump triumphant, tanTrump, Trump bump, Trumpestuous, Trumpy, Trumpism, Trump chumps, Trumployee, Trumpuzzle, Trump attitude, Game of Trump, Trump hammer, Trumpstraction, Trump feast, Tour de France, marathon, race, cross country, caravan, border crossing, illegal immigrants, border war
The Tour de Trump heading for the Mexican-American border is going to consume the lamestream media and libtards for months. Oh my gosh Jack, you are such a right-wing nut!
by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018
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by Clementine Woollysocks March 15, 2019
Get the Fuck you tour mug.A spontaneous wild adventure to somewhere you don‘t even think about where you go or drive. Travel blindly to somewhere far only to chill, smoke or enjoy the view. The word secu defines a something that is completly illogic and something what you say: WTF.
Hassen:“Yow let‘s make a secu tour bro“
Bryan:“ Yeah just drive to France and make a stop somewhere to chill out“
Hassen:“ Easy bro, go to the gas station to buy cigarettes“
Bryan:“ Yeah just drive to France and make a stop somewhere to chill out“
Hassen:“ Easy bro, go to the gas station to buy cigarettes“
by ponchoboy December 22, 2018
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