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Noun: originating in the French Alps to describe the annual knickerbocker of pro-am British cycling teams.

Could you tie a green ribbon?
Yes. I’ve been on it’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tour.

by Thinos February 9, 2025

vacay tour

Going on several vacations in a small period of time.

Let's go on a vacay tour this summer! I want to go to America with Jaimy, to Brazil with Marijke and to Sweden with Margaux!

by Whatevafeelsright June 6, 2018

Farewell tour

(n). Almost exclusively limited to the rich and/or famous, the farewell tour refers to the media circus that occurs when a celebrity passes away. Recent examples include Michael Jackson and Sen. Edward Kennedy. For the event to truly be considered a farewell tour, the corpse must lay in state somewhere for a short time, then be moved at least once, either to lay in state elsewhere or, ultimately to their viewing and/or funeral service. It is customary for large groups of mourners heretofore unknown by the deceased and family to flock to the stops along the way in an effort to catch a little "contact fame"...

Hey, Michael Jackson's in town for his farewell tour. That guy was HUGE! Wanna go pay our respects?

by pm1960 August 29, 2009

Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

Tour de Clock

Having 6 28-hour days a week, essentially skipping an entire day.

Jerry: I woke up at 6 pm, man!
Tom: Wow, you starting a Tour de Clock today?

by Korinthos February 21, 2014

norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.

Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?

by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017

Skimpies On Tour

Skimpy bar maids and dancers go on tour to different locations for work.

I wish Skimpies On Tour would come to our local.

I'm getting to go with Skimpies On Tour on the their next trip

by Skimpies On Tour May 26, 2016