Piss Bidet

A piss bidet is the post piss splash that occurs when taking a dump that washes your ass of faecal matter.

I just went to unpack the luggage and got a piss bidet for my efforts.

by DanDut May 30, 2008

Piss Pal

This device looks like a small mobile shower curtain with a bucket mounted on the bottom of it. It is portable and ideal for tailgating. Future upgrades may include but are not limited to a larger bucket with a cover and a large hole cut into it for those that need to go #2.

Dude, break out the Piss Pal man, I gotta go. These beers are going right thru me and the portapotty line is too long to wait in.

by Iamdrunk April 19, 2011

Piss Patty

The "patties" formed by cat piss in their littler box.

Can you please go clean the litter box and remove the piss patty sometime today?

by djscat March 24, 2013

Piss and Miss

Narcissist Elijah Moore of Ole Miss pissed in the end zone after a TD and kicker misses APT to loose 2019 Egg Bowl to Miss St. Heretofore to be known as the piss and miss game.

Don't celebrate a win before the fat lady sings cause it could be a piss and miss game.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker November 29, 2019

Piss Off

1. Yeah right, whatever, sure. (sarcastic)
2. Get lost, go away, fuck off.
3. To get someone mad.

1. "Yeah I dumped 20 pills of ecstacy last night."
"Piss off cunt."
2. "You'd better piss off outta here before the cops arrive."
3. "You've gone and pissed off the IRS?Yo' in sum shit."

by gang fuck September 1, 2003

superman piss

The act of taking a piss with your hands on your hips. An alternate version is one hand on your hips, the other bracing against the wall like you're flying.

Dude, the guy in the urinal next to me started to superman piss, I got out of there before things got out of control!

by scotty_potty August 14, 2009

Piss kink

I have a piss kink.

Me: I have a piss kink
Friend: wtf. Die.

by Totallynotolivia May 31, 2021