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Nolan

A person who gets exceptional grades but lacks in the common sense department. Also Known as a PR(professional retard) and/or CDA(Certified Dumbass). Probably plays basketball and is great at shooting 3s but average to below average at literally anything else.
Nolan, tf were u thinking? Ur GPA is literally 4.0, do better
by Bbbbot November 23, 2021
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Nolan

Nolan is such a cool guy. Nolan is the coolest guy you will ever meet. Nolan is usually obsessed with music, a very rad and incredible artist. Nolan is a very good and loyal friend. He is not the type to judge you. He has very good taste in fashion. Sometimes Nolan will fool you with his obliviousness, but he is in fact very very smart. Like damn the boy could go to Harvard smart. He is a dreamer and if you meet a Nolan you are so very lucky and make sure you stick by his side support and love him always.
Nolan’s bestie: hey do you want to run away with me?

Nolan: of course!
by Lilbugz227 November 23, 2021
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Nolan and Anna

They are the perfect couple. They have all the same qualities that you see on TV. They are passionate about each other and their goals. Nothing will break them.
“Yo they are such a Nolan and Anna couple
I wish I was like them
by Real relationships May 27, 2023
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Nolan

A dumb idiot who has to go to the mental hospital and takes meds bc all of the girls hes gotten have fucked him up.
Wheres Nolan at?
I think he's at the Psych Ward again.
I hate nolan
Nolan should dissapear
by Nooooocruiseship October 2, 2025
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Nolan

Also known as Daddy. He is so handsome. He is always fun to be around. He has a really thick cock and loves to spoil his baby girl.
Nolan makes me so wet.
by Nolans Barbie March 4, 2023
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Pogger gamer who likes math rock and bitter coffee
Dang that Nolan can really keep up with the polyrhythms and the PC gamin
by blooperscoopertrooperflooper January 24, 2023
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Nolan is annoying and will forgive a total asshole of a friend in a couple of days, if they were to stop acting like a complete asshole. He is incredibly toxic often, also, he is a total sexist. You do NOT want to be friends with him, he will become unbearably clingy, and if you say anything about it, he will get pissed at you and your friendship will never be the same, in fact you will learn to hate him and his assholery.
Sammy: Ughhhh!! My brother is SO annoying!!

Steve: Wow, he sounds like a total Nolan!
by scarscarscarscarscar February 5, 2023
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