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Melissa

Super Duper smart funny, thoughtful, Nice, Easy to talk with, great mom and silly person that deserves to be ranked the greatest
Melissa
by SomebodyWhoisHumanPerson December 4, 2020
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Melissađź’–

The most beautiful, hottest, sexiest, cutest, neko princess ever!!! <333
"I love you so very much my adorable Melissađź’–"
by Chocolate Prince091 December 6, 2022
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Melissa

Someone who calls you a hoe every single day and ignores ur messages 90% of the time. She is a hoe and a stinky poopoo with a cute dog called brownie. Brownie is the cutest in the world and he doesn't not listen to melissa.
Person 1: Did you ever get a reply from the stinky poopoo melissa?
Person 2: No, she ignores 90% of everyone's dms to her :(((
by cinagrolsafbdkflhsbdklvnsadlkf January 30, 2022
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.
Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*
by mr eckert September 9, 2021
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Melissa Juice (aka) Beeswax

Melisssa Juice is a combination of strawberry peach juice, lemon lime soda and lime sherbet to be consumed on the Original Queen Bee's Birthday by all of the subjects present at her party
This is a great party especially with the tasty beverage... what is that? The Melissa Juice (aka) Beeswax over there ... go have some
by The original Queen Bee August 12, 2017
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Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas

damn! She's such a Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas
by TOCAMELABANANA March 21, 2017
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