Minnesota Mild Off

It's the opposite of a Mexican Stand Off. In a Minnesota Mild Off, participants come to an impasse become either no one has strong feelings or they're unwilling to voice them.

"Hey guys, what should we get for dinner tonight?"
"I'm easy"
"I had pizza yesterday, so maybe not that?"
"Oh, I ate earlier so I'll just have something small. You guys choose."

And so we came to a Minnesota Mild Off on the notoriously difficult topic of what food should we eat.

by Marshall_Eriksen December 14, 2020

minnesota hairspray

When your man sprays his precious seed into your hair and it hardens from the cold.

Omg my bf just gave me a Minnesota hairspray and it is just what I needed.

by Minnesotaboy January 16, 2017

Minnesota Ave

The longest, bumpiest, deadliest street in SE/NE

Man I ain’t going down Minnesota Ave, I ain’t tryna get another flat tire bitch

by Official Savage Sweetheart April 12, 2019

Minnesota choke

An all too familiar collapse when it's crunch time.

The Timberwolves pulled off the Minnesota Choke to a T.
The Vikings invented the Minnesota Choke.

by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

minnesota mild

The lowest level of spiciness feasible.

"Excuse me sir, this mayonnaise is too spicy, please make it Minnesota Mild."

by Whiskybiscuit1922 October 9, 2017

Minnesota

Boring state full of Vikings, Gophers and Timberwolves. If it weren’t for Outshined no one would know it existed. Lots of Minnesotans move out of state, often times to Alaska (as they’re already acclimated to the cold and at least there are cool animals in Alaska).

I’m lookin’ California, but I’m feelin’ Minnesota.

by Biden is a dick January 11, 2023

Minnesota Diesel

When two gay lumber jacks are going at it and one of them starts to purr like an idling diesel.

I could hear Paul giving Harry the ole Minnesota diesel last night. Sounded like there was a power stroke in the room next door.

by Turbo Drew August 15, 2025