A Latin derived term meaning: An oversexed girl who gets her self esteem from sexual encounters, including group and lesbian sex. Is willing to ruin her own child’s life to prove a point; however, can’t/won’t see it that way.
If you find a Minnesota Tina who knows what to do with it, run as fast as your little legs will carry you.
by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 28, 2019
A girl that can be found in Minnesota, usually going by the call sign Tina, who engages in group sex with many men at a time as well as lesbian sex, whilst all the while leading her boyfriend to believe he’s the only one. Proof can be hard to find because she is so mentally unstable that she will engage in this sexual over stimulation behavior like it’s just another day. But look for odd bruising and redness on and about the bottom area and if you take off the blinders, watch a little porn, you’ll see exactly what type of slut you’re dealing with. Highly, highly unstable; do NOT procreate with this creature. She is liable to keep you out of yours and her own child.
If you ever encounter an easy Minnesota Tina, don’t let the devil in or else you’ll end up paying with unimaginable nightmares that turn out to be your reality.
by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 28, 2019
by Steinerwoodwork February 12, 2025
It's the opposite of a Mexican Stand Off. In a Minnesota Mild Off, participants come to an impasse become either no one has strong feelings or they're unwilling to voice them.
"Hey guys, what should we get for dinner tonight?"
"I'm easy"
"I had pizza yesterday, so maybe not that?"
"Oh, I ate earlier so I'll just have something small. You guys choose."
And so we came to a Minnesota Mild Off on the notoriously difficult topic of what food should we eat.
"I'm easy"
"I had pizza yesterday, so maybe not that?"
"Oh, I ate earlier so I'll just have something small. You guys choose."
And so we came to a Minnesota Mild Off on the notoriously difficult topic of what food should we eat.
by Marshall_Eriksen December 15, 2020
An act performed at the climax of penetration of any orifice. The male pulls out, pulls the females hair/head back, and vigoursly ejaculates on her face whilst shaking his hips and her head; creating a fresh, snowfall appearance upon the the face and chest."
"Dude, last night I met up with Nikki and yada yada whoopty whoop... By the end of it, I hit her with a Minnesota Snow Globe!"
by LoSGaReBeAr April 26, 2023
The state where in winter you need to have seventeen layers or you'll pass out and wear twenty-seven pairs of socks or your toes will commit suicide. In spring you'll need to have at least twenty-five umbrellas because everyone else there won't what to buy that many so they'll steal yours. Summer you either need a heavy winter coat or sports bra/no shirt needed. The state bird is a mosquito and can be the size of a fricking golf ball when full of blood. In may by lakes the sky is bug-color from all the may flies.
by Spidey_Sences15 May 09, 2022
Boring state full of Vikings, Gophers and Timberwolves. If it weren’t for Outshined no one would know it existed. Lots of Minnesotans move out of state, often times to Alaska (as they’re already acclimated to the cold and at least there are cool animals in Alaska).
by Biden is a dick January 12, 2023