michael

has a nice good dick and is ready to please kieran

hey kieran u want some michael in your life?

by i<3uKieran March 14, 2017

Michael

Totally player. Will break ur heart. Is a jackass and douchebag. But he is ur absolutely dream boy and you’ll fall in love instantly

He’s such a player but a totally sweetheart must be Michael

by JOEEEEÉ November 2, 2019

Michael

(n.) A complex yet amazing person; every time he walks in a room, he breaks necks. One that is both beautifully insane and insanely beautiful. Smoother than anything he's allergic to, which is nuts; no pun intended. A notable person that will take your breath away.

(v.) To use proper grammar in text messages; to have arms.

Aww man, I just got Michael'd.

by me11is February 17, 2019

Michael

He's just Rawr XD, you know sooooo uwu, kinda likes to nuzzle and pounce on you. Bit of an ohtaku/weeb. Still would fuck cause he got a GIANT DICK.

Person 1: Rawr XD
Pearson 2: Such a Michael

by Mr_Squares August 22, 2019

Michael

Often pretends to be disabled to get attention or into bed with men and/or authority figures. Addicted to candy and porn...sometimes together. Steals books from the church library and takes money from the homeless. He will do anything to get ahead including auctioning off his virginity on ebay. He likes to show off his food slicing skills to (unsuccessfully) compensate for his tiny manhood.

Another word for a compulsive liar, foot fungus brought on by an STD, cheater, male prostitute, and child rapist. "I'm sorry I cheated, but what do you expect, I am a Michael!"

by Le Corbustier. August 26, 2010

Michael

A pretty cool guy who is a master of biomed and fucks bitches all the time. Dude gets so much pussy and ass in Gibson, Gleason, NRH, Sol, and so many other places. Is never a tiger on his own time. A true ladies' man, his dick is never lonely.

Dude, did you hear Tom fucked three girls at once last night?
Oh shit. He is such a Michael.

by MahDick9001 January 11, 2012

Michael

A selfish jerk who plays girls and only thinks about himself. He is perverted and just likes to have girls attention. He will tell you he loves you one day and the next break your heart. He is the typical kind of douche that a ton of girls fall for, but end up with broken hearts. He can be sweet and charming, but he has a dark side. Although you may fall for his good looks, you want to stay away from people like him

Girl: OMG that guy is SO hot
Friend: Ew no dont fall for him, he is a total Michael

by Experienced Dude March 17, 2013