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Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.
Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*
by mr eckert September 9, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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MELISSA

Melissa is a loyal friend who is someone you can talk to about anything. Melissa also likes to keep her emotions to herself because she doesn't want others to worry about her . A very shy girl at first but once she's comfortable with you she can be the funnest girl to be around . A truly amazing friend with a pure heart can be a bit rebellious at times! She always has a smile on her face and will cheer you up whenever you need! She knows when to crack a joke! She'll be ure BEST Friend and is very humerous! shes a stunner and truly beautiful!
She has a beautiful smile like Melissa
by Miel93 November 22, 2021
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Melissa Boos

Melissa Boos needs to stop ghosting and breaking hearts.
by hbd:) April 13, 2025
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Melissa

Melissa is a very beautiful girl whose beauty is beyond limits . If you sit with her in a room for a second she will laugh like never before, she makes anyone laugh She is also emotional and cares for the people she loves. If you need help, just go to her , she will find the solution and she gives the best advice.
In her view, life is short, so take risks because you are human and make mistakes .
She has the best hugs tho .

Melissa is very funny, good and funny, crazy, never grows old, consoles anyone who is sad, cares for people, I mean, isn't she the goddess of the honeybee
P1 : Dude yesterday i saw this beautiful girl she is so funny and kind i like her
P2 : Ooh , i think you just met MELISSA
by That sad boy November 23, 2021
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Melissa

He would be so lucky to be with Melissa
by Shittalksally June 2, 2023
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melissa photiou

omg melissa photiou is so cracked at valorant
by melissas secret crush January 6, 2022
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