poop jk she a skinny legend that I want to kill sometimes butt shes also a PoOOOoooOOoooooO pPPooOOOoo face and also a PooooooOOooOOOoper
by Melissa salazar October 24, 2020
Bra, your house looks great, what happened last night?
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only
by Shorthood September 23, 2020
100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?
Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
by mr eckert September 19, 2021
This is the day that celebrates Melissa she is a honor student and is a D1 player and is one of the best Melissa’s the exist on earth
by Melissa2.0 May 31, 2024
Girl who commits such a atrocity that she gets sentenced to many days worth of shame. Usually friends with very handsome guy named Harrison who gets a lot of women and has a 11 inch penis. Also Harrison can look at a woman and wink, instantly making her pantyhose soaking wet.
Damn, that girl Melissa till is getting publicly shamed. Her friend Harrison though, he is one handsome guy... and look at that package in his pants
by Hank cardone April 04, 2020
A female that owns tattoo equipment yet refuses to give a human being a tattoo also at a fairly young age u can be pretty positive she will be the neighborhood cat lady and 35 strays.
by reed42robbie November 04, 2020
by Mother phuka jones April 25, 2024