Anger management

v. Organising one's life so as to be first to listen to the new Rolling Stones song or, by extension, any faddish piece of pop culture.

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Dude! I can't get married this weekend;: I'll be too totally involved in Anger management.

Court order or peer pressure?
by gnostic3 September 14, 2023
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The 30 day free trial period Bloomberg gives you after losing your job. It enables you to still be part of the financial community after losing your job.
I just got fired from my job as a trader so now i'm working for Free Trial Asset Management.
by Chris 29 March 7, 2008
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Manager

\<\\<\<Your manager \\<>\\

If you’re clandestine and black then you’re basically Prince Hall
Your manager _~\>|€

you’re Prince still too me.

You’re not clandestine.
by Rico Martian January 21, 2022
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traffic self-management

traffic management without the presence of traffic cops on the roads. Under such a system, drivers and pedestrians strictly obey the traffic rules, e.g. by following the traffic light system, as if there were traffic cops managing traffic.
Traffic self-management is like a hard nut to crack when it comes to implementing it.
by uttam maharjan December 12, 2010
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NINJA MANAGER

Formerly known as Ninja;Utkarsh, is a terminated ESL manager. He is known for his off work in some small clan and making them bigger and then leaving it.
Ninja Manager is known for his work, not for his gameplay.
by Sam zeus January 31, 2021
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Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."
by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021
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