Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish

Kirk hasn’t given up fishing

by zjc November 21, 2021

Kirk

to exceed the operational parameters of any piece of machinery, driving a vehicle to the point of destruction or severe mechanical damage. to 'Kirk' something.

'He's going full Kirk in that car' 'Oh he's kirked that motor.'

by BigSends June 28, 2021

Kirk

The act of shooting someone in the neck. coined by my friend at approximately 11:52pm GMT September 10th.

Kirk me if I'm wrong but....

Someone should Kirk netanyahu next

Hey twin what if trump gets kirked next

by ILoveFishMilk September 10, 2025

kirked

Also known as “to kirk”. (v)To shoot in the neck, derived from Charlie Kirk’s death. To have gotten shot in the neck.

“Aye fuzz, stop playing with me because I really kirk niggas.” “Yeah I kirked his stupid ass last week.” “Oh shit! My nigga got kirked!”

by columbusyn614 October 5, 2025

kirk

a guy that most likely plays the ukulele in his free time and has an adorable laugh. if you ever see his baby photos, prepare yourself cause they are one of a kind

"oh look its baby photos of kirk"

by smartwomanwithsmartthoughts September 15, 2021

Kirking

Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.

Person 1: I heard Danny was being weird on the bus again.
Person 2: Yeah, he was Kirking Charlotte.

by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024

kirke

kirke is a female name, often given to extraordinary kind females. The name got its roots in greek mythology, referred as the daughter of the sun god helios, which relates often to the bright and shiny personalities and also to the power and strength of a her. In the long term, kirkes are useful to those who are able to tame and estimate her powers.

have you seen kirke?
yes, of course! she has such a powerful appearance.

by whatevermän December 3, 2017