Kentucky Joe

Drunker than everyone else.
Drinking a large amount for more than a few consecutive days, then drinking some more.
The state of being drunk the day after a night of drinking.
Passing out at work or a public function due to heavy drinking the night before.
Drinking enough at a bar that the waitress starts to bring you water everytime you order a drink.

I drank a bottle and half of whiskey last night, looks like I am going to pull a Kentucky Joe and try it again tonight!

Look at Kentucky Joe doing the head bob, man he was wasted last night.......again.

Kentucky Joe is only getting water now! That waitress isn't going to put up with his drunk ass again.

by 3dPulp March 4, 2010

kentucky handbasket

the sexual act of cutting a hole in a KFC bucket filled with original recipe, placing your junk in said hole and receiving a hand job using the excess grease as lube.

Dude, on the way back from getting food, my girl totally gave me a kentucky handbasket.

by DLeroyJenkinsS June 28, 2010

Kentucky Tan

A tan in the shape of a wife-beater shirt.

Did you see the guy on the tractor with a Kentucky Tan?

by Christoph602 July 15, 2011

kentucky fucked

Fucked up real bad.

This was in fucking college. Our bio finals were to present on any topic that was related to biology. A group was presenting on types of protection for sex. Not once did they refer to any body parts or fluids by their scientific names. So, yes; they literally had "dick," "cum," and "pussy" on slides and read off them. Everyone kept glancing over at our professor, who had this look like he was just constantly cleaning his glasses because he couldn't believe what he was witnessing. They got Kentucky fucked on grading.

by Yopkek April 18, 2020

Kentucky Snowball

On a cold Winter's day, Jizz onto a piece of KFC fried chicken, go outside, and throw it onto an unsuspecting innocent bystander (just like you would a snowball in a snow covered park).

Jim: "Dude, I woke up this morning, and jizzed on that spare Chicken from the KFC Bucket we didn't finish off!"

Jake: "Dude WTF?"

Jim: "Yeah, then I went outside, and gave this chick the ol' Kentucky Snowball!"

Jake: "LOL! That's totally awesome!"

by Morph_GI April 16, 2010

The Kentucky Thumb

A sex position where you put your thumb in someone.

"I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night"

by GasAllTheJews69 May 20, 2021

Kentucky waterfall

a hairstyle that is short in front and long in the back, a mullet

Who needs a Kentucky waterfall when you are looking for a job?

by The Return of Light Joker July 4, 2010