A keeley cannot be described most of the time.
They are unpredictable...until you get to know them.
They are complete pricks and need therapy 24/7, but that wouldn't even help their obsession of true crime and anime sadly.
Keeleys are always a little bit gay and when you confront them about it they will get very defensive until they realise that the girl crush was actually a gay crisis.
A keeley will love anyone who even looks at them a certain way, you accidentally touched their arm? In love. You gestured towards them? They are looking at all your social media accounts. And if you even look at them they'll probably find out your mother's maiden name before the lesson ends.
A keeley can never have an original thought.
We all know that a keeley is born pale and can easily blind you if your eyes come in contact with their skin in the sunlight. Kind of like twilight but even that movie is much more entertaining than a keeley.
A pro of having a keeley is that their parents are fucking stunners BUT DONT YOU EVER ADMIT THAT OR THEY WILL ATTACK.
A keeley is always a virgin.
If your name is Lucian, stay far away from a keeley. They would do anything for you literally ANYTHING for you to just look in their direction.
Thank you for reading my expose on a keeley, it took me many years of being an undercover friend to acquire this information and I will be sending this to many higher ups to collect all of the keeleys as they are a danger to the human race.
They are unpredictable...until you get to know them.
They are complete pricks and need therapy 24/7, but that wouldn't even help their obsession of true crime and anime sadly.
Keeleys are always a little bit gay and when you confront them about it they will get very defensive until they realise that the girl crush was actually a gay crisis.
A keeley will love anyone who even looks at them a certain way, you accidentally touched their arm? In love. You gestured towards them? They are looking at all your social media accounts. And if you even look at them they'll probably find out your mother's maiden name before the lesson ends.
A keeley can never have an original thought.
We all know that a keeley is born pale and can easily blind you if your eyes come in contact with their skin in the sunlight. Kind of like twilight but even that movie is much more entertaining than a keeley.
A pro of having a keeley is that their parents are fucking stunners BUT DONT YOU EVER ADMIT THAT OR THEY WILL ATTACK.
A keeley is always a virgin.
If your name is Lucian, stay far away from a keeley. They would do anything for you literally ANYTHING for you to just look in their direction.
Thank you for reading my expose on a keeley, it took me many years of being an undercover friend to acquire this information and I will be sending this to many higher ups to collect all of the keeleys as they are a danger to the human race.
Me: Keeley what are you doing?
Keeley: I'm SiMpInG oVeR gEnShIn ChArAcTeRs
Me: This is why your family doesn't love you
Keeley: WOW
Keeley: I'm SiMpInG oVeR gEnShIn ChArAcTeRs
Me: This is why your family doesn't love you
Keeley: WOW
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oh yeah she happens to like betty white, thats it thanks.
oh yeah she happens to like betty white, thats it thanks.
"Oh, there's Kenley!! She's so sweet!!"
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That Kiley in uniform... is so freaking fetch!
I need to bring a change of underwear, I hear that 'here there be Kileys' at this party - ummmmmm!
I'm having a hard time focusing on anything but that Kiley over there... daaaamn
I need to bring a change of underwear, I hear that 'here there be Kileys' at this party - ummmmmm!
I'm having a hard time focusing on anything but that Kiley over there... daaaamn
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She was such a kenley
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