Jolly moses

The sothern Illinois version of saying "holy shit". Usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named R...o..b..b..i..e with "-ie" in the end not "-y". Work at banks or something like that.
Girl, she be like " 200 men in Illinois dont earn $10,282 a year...OMG!"

R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)

Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"
by jesus037 November 13, 2009
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"Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?": a phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

phonetic pangram: phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about "Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?"
"ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!" - says a pirate
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Jolly Watson

A traditional suffolk county Christmas drink. 1 part boiled milk, Well vodka, dash of cinnamon, pinch of nutmeg, needles of a 100 year old blue spruce, and if harvest allows 3 cranberries for garnish.
After a long day at work, Gary came home to enjoy a nice hot Jolly Watson, a nice adult beverage.
by Whocares4760 December 10, 2022
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jolly jammer

During Christmas time you put minty hot chocolate in your mouth and spit it in a girls ass
I was at my family’s Christmas dinner when I gave my little sister a jolly jammer
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Jolly Horse

A male who is being “ridden” by a female and is stimulated by it would be considered a “Jolly Horse”. As the woman is riding him like a horse. He is happy about it. Therefore, he is a Jolly Horse
He was a Jolly Horse as she rode him in bed.
by Jolly Horse January 24, 2024
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Jolly Horse

When you stick your dick in a girls butthole and start spinning it in a rotating motion to make it wider
I gave my girlfriend a Jolly Horse

For christmas I gifted my son a Jolly Horse
by m3rkv3l0c1ty July 17, 2022
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el jolly

The adjective "el jolly" means "gleeful, harmless chaos that are committed in a playful & funny manner.".

When you shove a cookie into a child's mouth to shut him up, you're el jolly (or crazy, if you do this regardless of what the kid is talking.). In that meaning, then when your cat kicks a ball onto your face, then growls and jumps off the table, then it's el jolly.
"You killed three bandits in Red Dead Redemption 2 just by jumping on a bed and fallin' on them? That's el jolly. Now go make a celebration coffee."
by rettamitnA October 30, 2023
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