by Anonymous😂 (murphy head6) June 1, 2019
Get the Johnmug. Usually a boy with brown hair. You are soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny and love red cars. Sometimes you can put yourself before others but you are a tiger when it comes to standing up for others. You will own a Ferrari and will marry a girl named Susan. You hate running sports but will play football. You will like John!
by Hermione_Hogwarts1111 April 19, 2019
Get the Johnmug. I am John YOU ARE NOT.
by UltraSteel March 12, 2019
Get the Johnmug. 
by Ah ha ha August 3, 2019
Get the Johnmug. Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
Person 1: John Smith
Person 2: Which John Smith?
Person 1: The one with the blonde hair
Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
Person 1: John Smith
Person 2: Which John Smith?
Person 1: The one with the blonde hair
Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.
by spicy pseudonym September 28, 2020
Get the Johnmug. by niggawarrior February 20, 2018
Get the Johnmug.