The sexiest guy with the biggest penis you will ever know, he might have a bad haircut from time to time
by Zacklas March 4, 2022
Get the Jensmug. An alfa male who likes to jump of high walls. He does that to show dominance. Everyday, he shits himself at least 3 times. That is because he wants to show he is the alfa
by Sexyneutje November 22, 2021
Get the Jensmug. 
jen. she's a beautiful funny and nice girl sometimes she can be crazy and wild but she's amazing and she knows it no matter what she goes through she always makes it out with or without anyone. she deserves a lot more than she's given because she's amazing. never give up jen!! 😍
by your mom mom November 1, 2021
Get the jenmug. He is a bitch. To be honest I don’t think he should belong in this world. Jens’ are special cuz they are deaf and blind but they are not mute. We think he needs to be mute. Jens’ are bad friends mostly on gaming. They have a limit of 15 subs on youtube
by Retarded_BitchTurd May 7, 2018
Get the Jensmug. Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.
Some people call him a madman.
Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
by yallahhanees May 14, 2019
Get the jens-jakobmug.