Music Theory

A cancerous class at some schools where you learn useless shit.

-Hey dude why you looking so sad?
-Didn't you forget we have music theory today.

by Shrek_Our_Lord February 4, 2018

Nose theory

The nose is the center of the face - thus, it determines the person's level of good-looking-ness.

In other words, a bad nose can ruin an entire face, while a perfect nose can make up for other poorer features.

"No you can't go out with him, he's got an ugly nose - nose theory"

by NoseTheorist December 11, 2012

game theory

theory of gaminfg

sans is ness is a game theory

by popcatcool March 11, 2022

music theory

Something that music snobs put a lot of attention into. In reality, unless you want to learn how to play like someone else instead of having your own style, music theory is useless. I mean, did the Blues guitarists who lived in the Mississippi Delta have access to music theory? No! And they laid down the innovations that modern musicians still use today! Kurt Cobain even said that music theory is useless unless you want to be coffee shop singer and is a distraction to making music your own thing. And he changed rock music for an entire generation!

Music student from Berklee (MSB): "What'cha doing?"
Me: "Playing the guitar. I just love this instrument so much. It's simplicity brings music to the masses. Every note rings 'Hey! You do not need expensive classes or fancy instruments to enjoy music!'"
MSB: "Well anyone will suck as a musician without proper music theory training."
Me: "So Jimi Hendrix, the Beatles, the Clash, Nirvana, and nearly every multi-platinum selling artists failed as musicians because they did not have any music training?"
MSB: "Well..."
Me: "And these chords that I am playing with the basic knowledge, regardless of the complexity of the composition, I have is shit because I do not have a musically trained background?"
MSB: "I guess so..."
Me: "Well I am not in debt to a fancy music school and I still know how to play music so you're the idiot. I win!"

by ThatOneGuyYouGrewToHate July 23, 2012

M THEORY

To manifest a dream into reality. M theory relates to the concept of the overall string theory and quantum mechanics. The M Theory was derived by Ed Witten in 1995 and stands for Magic or Matrix or according to test! It affliliates quantum mechanics with the workings of thought verses action.

In golf, a hole in one is the perfect use of M Theory.

Jerry: I'm going to make a space ship and fly to the closest star!

Watson: How on earth can you do that?

Jerry: Easy, M Theory! Its elementry my dear Watson.

by VICKI KARMA October 18, 2006

Contrast Theory

The Contrast Theory is when an attractive person or semi attractive person stands next to an ugly person or ugly people. Therefore they create a contrast which in response makes them seem more attractive.

When I first saw her with all her friends she was a ten! But now all by herself she seems like more of a 6. Talk about Contrast theory.

by KBJB Wiley April 23, 2011

Couch Theory

This is the official term to describe that moment when someone walks near, into, overhears your conversation at the worst possible moment, even if the subject is benign.

Person A: So I was watching this movie yesterday, and there was this hooker snorting a line of cocaine of the table.

Person C: Whoa! Hookers and Cocaine? What did I just miss?

Person B: Nothing, dude. Just proving the Couch Theory.

by Vanish29 September 24, 2010