Repetitive Respiration Illness

Something you would tell your boss to get out of work. The true definition is “breathing”

Person 1: Sorry boss. I was just diagnosed with Repetitive Respiration Illness. I can’t come in until tomorrow.

Boss: Oh that’s ok. Can you send me a picture of the doctors note?
Person 1: …

by BABA HOOHA December 20, 2022

ill bang you with my blicky

the word the big scary scrawny man who is out to get you and his name is joey dun dun duuuuun so he will try to bang you wit his blicky raaaaaah uhhh ooooh owi yeeees

come on 1v1 in a basket ball game cause ill bang you with my blicky

by jujun on tnhat5b by April 13, 2021

ILL

Irritated, angry. I have heard this all my life, coming from the mountains of northwestern NC.

Mama could not get to her tanning-bed appointment because of the stand-off. She was right ill about that.

by Surf Side July 1, 2019

Ill weather friend

One with whom you share quality time only when you each have something mutual to bitch about, and the rest of the time you have little in common to talk about.

Mike's a good ill weather friend. I was home late last night because we spent half an hour bitching about the boss, even though most of the time we don't really have a whole lot in common.

by Altreus September 11, 2010

Ill smack five out chu

Popularized by RinnoDaGoat on Youtube, Ill smack five outta you means I will take all 5 of my fingers and smack you into next week.

"Aye I bet I could beat cho ass." " Say some shit like that again and ill smack five out chu."

by UndercoverHoodlum August 18, 2022

Cold Act Ill

Someone who does not apologize for being GREAT.

Someone who knows that they are COLD AF!!! Nice at everything they do and inspires other

MsSimoneJ is cold act ill and don't mix well with retarded people, she will check them so fast.

by BeautyPie March 28, 2021

ill

To be ill is to write something in a way that can give someone a stroke. It can also possibly cease someone’s brain cells to read whatever the fuck they wrote.

Person 1: AHHAHAHWUSUWAUHS WWUAYA6BBBABNANA SHRRESKK IS BESADT CHWDACTER !!!! 🔥🤣😻
Person 2: Are you ill?

by shadowhedgehogfan42069 November 26, 2020