IVAN

A super un athletic person it pisses you off

Harrison is such an IVAN for sitting out on practice

by Brojoecopp June 2, 2025

Ivan

A typical clown in any company. he usually has a friend Kirill, with whom he often has sex...

Valentin: Hy, Ivan from 201 room. Can u help me?
Ivan: sorry i have a sex with Kirill now.

by Kirill - funny guy November 22, 2021

ivan montalvo

A Mexican. But not a regular Mexican. a Blacxican that can say the N word and throw up gang signs. He'll clain he has black friends but really they're just with him cause his mom be giving that river up easily. His real friends are his family, and he also has a country friend that looks like a fuckin walking skeleton with diabetes. He likes what ever makes him popular, in the real world... We know... thats not important, his moms legs are.

Ivan Montalvo:A well cooked creature with an actual brain.

by 6IX9INE+DRAKE'S=SON December 4, 2017

Ivan’s razor

If it doesn’t affect you day to day life , it doesn’t matter

That’s such an Ivan’s razor

by Ibrand January 30, 2025

ivan

he moves on he fully moves on and if he doesn't you have a keeper he will think about you you everywhere and he the best at cuddles trust me I marred an Ivan

Ivan: want to cuddle me: YES PLZ

by hi im mimi November 13, 2022

Crazy Ivan

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.

Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.

by JABRU24 August 13, 2023

ivan

bald.

ivan is so bald that his speed is amazing due to his aerodynamic bald head.

by AwayFlewMyKeyboard February 11, 2022