The iPhone Status Gang

Where a person uses their iPhone for everything. (Whether it's for taking pictures, video, Facebook status updates, etc.) It usually refers to people that rely on their iPhone for everything. If anything should happen to it, they lose their iPhone status and fall into the category of "loser". You usually find them hanging out together in gangs. They use FaceTime, even when they are in the same room as one another. They tend to steal free wi-fi from Starbucks just to achieve this task. To get into this gang and achieve a status of "cool" you have to own an iPhone and buy every issue of "iPhone Life" and learn everything about the phone and become a fast texter...
"I'm now afficially apart of "The iPhone Status Gang"-girl

"Welcome to the gang!"-boy
by dudelistico2012 August 07, 2011
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I got no iPhone

No it is not from fnf you uncultured swines
Yooooo I got no iPhone from fnf is good

Fuck off
by Pinkmanpinkman May 01, 2021
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Obsessive iPhone Disorder

When someone gets addicted or obsessed to iPhone products when they know they are getting an iPhone soon.
"Coral has obsessive iPhone disorder, she's getting an iPhone in three months."
by Hailey Snow June 27, 2012
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Iphone 11 Pro

The 13hundred dollar Iphone X clone with a third camera that dose not change the picture and still records at 4k 60fps with only a still for 7 years a 60Hz display. Still has the CPU of a 70 year olds sperm count and has a Gpu of Patrick's Brain.
Mike: YO Tj and James whats up look what i just got

Tj: Is that the Iphone 11 Pro?
James: Yes the hell it is

Tj: TF is wrong with you switching from the Iphone X to 11
Mike: You guys are just tight that my phone is better than yours in every way shape and form
Tj: *smaks Iphone 11 With case on the floor*

Tj: My falt
Mike: Noooo
Iphone 11: *Shaters*
James: He dead ass thought his Iphone was Better Than Ours
by The rejection gods September 30, 2019
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Iphone shit split

When your running a train on a girl and the guy in the back takes an iphone and shoves it up her ass. Then when she goes to shit the iphone splits her shit.
by Bigdaddyd1990 June 06, 2016
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generally referring to a teen (though still can be seen in some people well into adulthood) who has a broken iphone, disproportionately seen to have a 6, 7 or X, that likes to tell everyone in a 25 metre radius, about owning an iphone and will poor shame anyone else not with an iPhone.

People who exhibit such behavior are disproportionately also seen with the "Colored Bubbles Syndrome."
(Texting)
Larry: Jimmy just got poor shamed by Sarah cause he use an iphone!

Tom: Fr? Doesn't she use a hand-me-down iphone 8 with a broken screen? She's got the teenager with the iphone syndrome lmao
by based-user January 19, 2021
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iphone x mini

A iPhone 4s that was renamed after people thought it was a joke.
by FreddyFraz4 March 21, 2022
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