When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.
When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!
by Ricky Fitts January 24, 2019
"This guy owed me a sizable about of money so my boys and i went and gave him a West Baltimore hot pocket"
by PuddingArms March 05, 2018
masturbating or just touching the privates in means of having a hand(s) inside the pant or sweater pocket.
1.Max likes to hot pocket during animation class.
2.She gave me a hot pocket during the movie.
3.Like most people, Ryan said a hot pocket cost about 2 dollars.Little that he knew that a hot pocket i was talking about was not a (shitty)snack. Now hes a subject in an example in urbandictionary.com
2.She gave me a hot pocket during the movie.
3.Like most people, Ryan said a hot pocket cost about 2 dollars.Little that he knew that a hot pocket i was talking about was not a (shitty)snack. Now hes a subject in an example in urbandictionary.com
by John N. Montgomery November 25, 2008
When a man and a woman visit an Indian buffet, the act of overeating simultaneously inhibits the man's erectile function and removes both the man and the woman's sexual inhibitions. As a result, the man will often attempt to perform cunnilingus, but laden with spicy calories and swelled from his act of delicious gluttony, his oral sex act will trigger his gag reflex, causing him to half-burp, half-vomit steaming-hot chicken tikka masala into his lady-friend's freshly-shaven box. This is the Indian Hot Pocket, an unintentional, but extremely erotic show of post-buffet affection.
"Dude, I heard you got lucky last night after dinner! Did you totally lick her lunchbox?"
"Well, I thought I was going to eat her cookie, but I ended up giving her an Indian Hot Pocket instead."
"I'm really hungry all of a sudden. Are you hungry? I'm hungry."
"Well, I thought I was going to eat her cookie, but I ended up giving her an Indian Hot Pocket instead."
"I'm really hungry all of a sudden. Are you hungry? I'm hungry."
by Guy Incognito, PhD. March 05, 2013
A hot pocket side jawn is the girl in middle school that you used to finger and do hand jobs with behind your prudish, typically Christian, girlfriend's back. These illicit acts typically took place on the way home from school or right before school, which also happen to be great times to enjoy a hot pocket.
"Yo, Burns! I heard you was fuckin with Tina!"
"Nah, Duggie. Tina is just my hot pocket side jawn."
"Daaaamn! Misha aint puttin out that ass, huh?"
"Nah, yo."
"Hey, Peter. I thought you were dating Mary Beth Swanson but I saw you in the woods after school getting a hand job from Lucy!"
"Lucy is just my hot pocket side jawn because Mary Beth wont let me finger her."
"What a prude!"
"Nah, Duggie. Tina is just my hot pocket side jawn."
"Daaaamn! Misha aint puttin out that ass, huh?"
"Nah, yo."
"Hey, Peter. I thought you were dating Mary Beth Swanson but I saw you in the woods after school getting a hand job from Lucy!"
"Lucy is just my hot pocket side jawn because Mary Beth wont let me finger her."
"What a prude!"
by AutisticMomJeans May 19, 2016
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2009
by icebox February 14, 2003