A person who watches Fox News and thinks all celebrities that don’t agree with them worship the devil and touch children
Fox News: *post something about a celebrity*. Commenter: stop posting about devil worshiping p3dowood 🤮. Me: keep drinking that anti Hollywood koolaid
by Nascarfan2007 September 18, 2022

After talking with your highschool crush at your graduating classes' reunion, take her on a drive to a remote nature preserve and bang them in a tent, then sneak out and leave her alone in the forest.
After our class reunion, I took my old crush to my Hollywood Campsite and now I don't know where she is.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

I've never even talked him, and I don't know anything about him, but he's gorgeous. I have such a Hollywood crush on him!
by TheAvalon July 4, 2017

by pizzaonfire November 27, 2009

That was a No Dads for Hollywood moment
by The real Maggie M April 23, 2024

A fairly common phenomenon associated with actors playing characters way younger than their actual age. As a result, many in society have become unable to recognize young adults by appearance.
Hollywood blindness occurs when a thirty or twenty year old is assumed to be a teenager, because of the cultural bias that their youthful appearance may be similar to the majority of young adult Hollywood actors being cast as teenagers in movies instead of actual teenagers.
Hollywood blindness occurs when a thirty or twenty year old is assumed to be a teenager, because of the cultural bias that their youthful appearance may be similar to the majority of young adult Hollywood actors being cast as teenagers in movies instead of actual teenagers.
''Tom Holland was cast to play Spider-Man in the Homecoming movie, portraying a 15-year old while he himself was 20 years old at the time, because of hollywood blindness people genuinely think he looks like an actual teenager.''
''I'm not sixteen, I'm twenty-eight! Hollywood really blinded you to how actual young adults look, hasn't it?''
''Grease was notorious for casting adults as teenagers. Now hollywood blindness has invested entire generations with the idea that you don't age up from being a teenager until you're past thirty three.''
''I'm not sixteen, I'm twenty-eight! Hollywood really blinded you to how actual young adults look, hasn't it?''
''Grease was notorious for casting adults as teenagers. Now hollywood blindness has invested entire generations with the idea that you don't age up from being a teenager until you're past thirty three.''
by ZeroParanoia January 31, 2025

by Nascarfan2007 January 12, 2023
